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14th Tank Platoon

E.J. Wells said:
Remember how bad you all hated Golden State for doing this?

Ah, memories.

When I think about how I haven't watched any Jazz this year, I realize that I haven't missed a damn thing.
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Most years I rarely miss games. Now when I miss games, I don't even care. Seeing as how I have a new kid and we are buying a house, it's a great year to not care as much about the jazz.
 
E.J. Wells said:
Remember how bad you all hated Golden State for doing this?
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I always thought it was the right thing for them to do...... but ya i still hated them for it
 
E.J. Wells said:
Remember how bad you all hated Golden State for doing this?

Ah, memories.

When I think about how I haven't watched any Jazz this year, I realize that I haven't missed a damn thing.
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I stopped paying attention as soon as I saw it was you who posted.
 
PointGod_AlecBurks said:
their leading scorer Ryan Anderson is out 2months with a Herniated disk, then they are going to re-evaluate him for surgery
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Hoping gordon can get it back together and davis goes into beast mode though
 
Plus dont they have aminu? (Or is he elsewhere now)
 
Update!

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[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]Team[/td]
[td]Conf.[/td]
[td]win[/td]
[td]loss[/td]
[td]win pct.[/td]
[td]tank alert(last 10 games)[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]Milwaukee Bucks[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]7[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td].189[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]Orlando Magic[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]10[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td].263[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]Philadelphia 76ers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]12[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td].324[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]Utah Jazz[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td].333[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]Boston Celtics[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td].333[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]Cleveland Cavaliers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td].351[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]Sacramento Kings*6[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td].371[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]L.A. Lakers[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]14[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td].378[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]Charlotte Bobcats*8[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td].395[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]New Orleans Pelicans*1[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td].405[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]Brooklyn Nets*7[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td].405[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]Memphis Grizzlies[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td].472[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]Minnesota Timberwolves*9[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td].486[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td]Denver Nuggets*3[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td].514[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Goden State Warriors: 23rd


*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Chicago Bulls: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11 to Cleveland. Via Luol Deng trade on 01/06/14

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 Utah Jazz: Receive Golden State Warriors 2014 first-round pick (unprotected)


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[td]Seed[/td]
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[td]2nd[/td]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]14th[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td].250[/td]
[td].215[/td]
[td].178[/td]
[td].357[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td].199[/td]
[td].188[/td]
[td].171[/td]
[td].319[/td]
[td].123[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].157[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].226[/td]
[td].265[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td].119[/td]
[td].126[/td]
[td].133[/td]
[td].099[/td]
[td].351[/td]
[td].160[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td].088[/td]
[td].097[/td]
[td].107[/td]
[td][/td]
[td].261[/td]
[td].360[/td]
[td].084[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].071[/td]
[td].081[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].439[/td]
[td].305[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td].043[/td]
[td].049[/td]
[td].058[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].529[/td]
[td].232[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td].028[/td]
[td].033[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].724[/td]
[td].168[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td].017[/td]
[td].020[/td]
[td].024[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].813[/td]
[td].122[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td].011[/td]
[td].013[/td]
[td].016[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].870[/td]
[td].089[/td]
[td].002[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].907[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].935[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].960[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td].005[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].982[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Tank Ranking:
1. Milwaukee Bucks
1. Boston Celtics
1. LA Lakers
4. Orlando Magic
4. Charlotte Bobcats
4. New Orleans Pelicans
 
damn.
I guarantee we pass boston, and L.A. this month.... and a very good chance we pass sacramento and Cleveland or new Orleans.

I predict we go into the all star break in the 9th or 10th spot..... yuck
 
fishonjazz said:
damn.
I guarantee we pass boston, and L.A. this month.... and a very good chance we pass sacramento and Cleveland or new Orleans.

I predict we go into the all star break in the 9th or 10th spot..... yuck
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Yep, looking more and more likely we will end up 10th. Vonleh whoop whoop.
 
Is there an easy way of checking how many games tankers will play aginst each other ( how many Orl - Mil game left etc) ?
 
I think 4 could be our landing zone. It's not totally safe but the teams ahead of us have anti tank defenses being put in place.

5. Boston - Rondo says he will return in late January.
6. Cleveland - Deng will win them some games once he gets familiar with the team.
7. Sacramento - Cousins and Thomas are both 20+ PER players. Also they are 7-8 since acquiring Rudolph Gay.
8. Lakers - A little worried here because I'm not sure Kobe's knee and ankle hold up even if he comes back in a couple weeks.
 
Jazz4ever said:
I think 4 could be our landing zone. It's not totally safe but the teams ahead of us have anti tank defenses being put in place.

5. Boston - Rondo says he will return in late January.
6. Cleveland - Deng will win them some games once he gets familiar with the team.
7. Sacramento - Cousins and Thomas are both 20+ PER players. Also they are 7-8 since acquiring Rudolph Gay.
8. Lakers - A little worried here because I'm not sure Kobe's knee and ankle hold up even if he comes back in a couple weeks.
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Rondo is supposedly coming back this Friday. The only team of those four I worry about are the Lakers. They just might tank the hell out of this bitch. If they trade Gasol before the deadline, we know they are for real tankers.
 
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