14th Tank Platoon

[orangello]

Lakers up by 22, yowsers!

Make that 30.

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[Doublea]

The Lakers just scored 51 pts in the 3rd quarter. Dang.

 

[spycam1]

The Lakers just scored 51 pts in the 3rd quarter. Dang.

Tell them to save it for when they play the Jazz.

 

[Jazz4ever]

The reject Laker second unit has played together long enough now they are actually building some chemistry together.

 

[dipship31]

Amazing day, CLE, LAL, and ORL all win and even Dallas beats OKC to gain some ground on GSW.

 

[The Midnight]

Amazing day, CLE, LAL, and ORL all win and even Dallas beats OKC to gain some ground on GSW.

It sure makes the DET game a lot easier to swallow.

 

[Doublea]

There was a tweet that said Henry hadn't talked to D'Antoni for like 3 weeks... I could see the players going all screw you lakers we are going to win for the pride of this organization and us!


Their bench had 82 pts as well. Let's hope they get inspired!

 

[sgjazzfan]

Jazz looking like they are in good position to get the 4th worst record. They would have a pretty good chance at 3rd if it wasn't for Burke's heroics last week. Hopefully they shut down Burks for the rest of the season to save his ankles for next season, like Curry. Lets just hope Boston can eek out a few wins before the end of the season.

 

[♪alt13]

10 tries on fords machine

5 parker
3 embiid
1 randle
1 gordon

 

[spycam1]

10 tries on fords machine

5 parker
3 embiid
1 randle
1 gordon

I think we're the only team they have taking Parker #1

 

[♪alt13]

I think we're the only team they have taking Parker #1

Irregardless, it's nice to see us in the top three that often.











I couldn't help myself.

 

[spycam1]

I'm getting Embiid more than anyone.

 

[fgcamel]

I think we're the only team they have taking Parker #1

Celtics as well i think

 

[spycam1]

Celtics as well i think

Good catch.

 

[Zulu]

0 more Ws!!!!

 

[BTP]

So that was the quadrupel double tanknight.
Knicks can't lose 1 more unnecessary game. Lakers are ahead, Magic are closing the gap and Cleveland is out of reach!

 

[orangello]

Celtics as well i think

Add the Pistons to that list.

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[Revolution 9]

I'm hoping we can throw the house at the teams below us if we get the 3rd pick.

Embiid + GSW pick + Future 1st for Parker/Wiggins

Hell I'd give up 3 1sts for Parker or Wiggins PLUS Embiid.

Throw in Karl Malone, the Salt Palace, Park City, Tabernacle and Mitt Romney.

 

[Primetime]

Update!

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[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]Team[/td]
[td]Conf.[/td]
[td]win[/td]
[td]loss[/td]
[td]win pct.[/td]
[td]tank alert(last 10 games)[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]Milwaukee Bucks[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]58[/td]
[td].183[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]Philadelphia 76ers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]56[/td]
[td].211[/td]
[td]0-10[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]Orlando Magic[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]52[/td]
[td].278[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]Utah Jazz[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]48[/td]
[td].324[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]Boston Celtics[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]47[/td]
[td].329[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]L.A. Lakers[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]46[/td]
[td].343[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]Sacramento Kings*6[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]45[/td]
[td].357[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]Detroit Pistons*5[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]44[/td]
[td].371[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]Cleveland Cavaliers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]44[/td]
[td].389[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]New York Knicks*2[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]42[/td]
[td].408[/td]
[td]8-2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]New Orleans Pelicans*1[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]40[/td]
[td].429[/td]
[td]7-3[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]Denver Nuggets*3[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]39[/td]
[td].451[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]Minnesota Timberwolves*9[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]34[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td].493[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td]Phoenix Suns[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]42[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td].592[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Goden State Warriors: 23rd


*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Chicago Bulls: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11 to Cleveland. Via Luol Deng trade on 01/06/14

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 Utah Jazz: Receive Golden State Warriors 2014 first-round pick (unprotected)


[table="width: 800, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Seed[/td]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]14th[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td].250[/td]
[td].215[/td]
[td].178[/td]
[td].357[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td].199[/td]
[td].188[/td]
[td].171[/td]
[td].319[/td]
[td].123[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].157[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].226[/td]
[td].265[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td].119[/td]
[td].126[/td]
[td].133[/td]
[td].099[/td]
[td].351[/td]
[td].160[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td].088[/td]
[td].097[/td]
[td].107[/td]
[td][/td]
[td].261[/td]
[td].360[/td]
[td].084[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].071[/td]
[td].081[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].439[/td]
[td].305[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td].043[/td]
[td].049[/td]
[td].058[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].529[/td]
[td].232[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td].028[/td]
[td].033[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].724[/td]
[td].168[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td].017[/td]
[td].020[/td]
[td].024[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].813[/td]
[td].122[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td].011[/td]
[td].013[/td]
[td].016[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].870[/td]
[td].089[/td]
[td].002[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].907[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].935[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].960[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td].005[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].982[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Tank Ranking:
1. Philadelphia 76ers
2. Milwaukee Bucks
2. Orlando Magic
4. Utah Jazz
4. Detroit Pistons




Wins for the worst teams since '03:

[table="width: 700, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]03/04[/td]
[td]04/05[/td]
[td]05/06[/td]
[td]06/07[/td]
[td]07/08[/td]
[td]08/09[/td]
[td]09/10[/td]
[td]10/11[/td]
[td]12/13[/td]
[td]Average since 2003[/td]
[td]Last 5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]12[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]17,6[/td]
[td]16,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]20,2[/td]
[td]18,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]23,2[/td]
[td]22,4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4h[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]25,5[/td]
[td]23,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]31[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]26,3[/td]
[td]24,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]28,2[/td]
[td]25,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]30,2[/td]
[td]28,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]34[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]32,1[/td]
[td]30,8[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

 

[Stoked]

Two important tank games tonight.

TOR @ CLE
NYK @ LAL

Also:

POR @ ORL
OKC @ DAL

Obviously pulling for all the home teams. The Knicks @ Lakers is HUGE.

The Lakers are currently only 1 game back. We need all the cushion the Jazz can get.

Ha! 4-4 last night!! great night for the tank!!

But we have some big games tonight!

TOR @ BOS
CLE @ DET
NYK @ SAC
MEM @ UTA

Come one! Go Celtics, Pistons, Kings and Grizzlies!!