14th Tank Platoon

[The Midnight]

Nelson playing like a man possessed... he don't care about draft pick, he gonna get HIS.

 

[The Midnight]

LOL.. ORL on FIRE in this 1st Quarter.

 

[Zulu]

Huge, huge huge.

Everyone here needs to hope, pray, meditate, karmacize, visualize, send out positive energy, trance, dance or whatever else you do for LAL to beat GSW.

I'm gonna BBQ...

 

[b_line]

Dear jazzfanz. I am going to the game. The jazz lose most of the time I go to games. I will be rooting for a huge loss to the weirdos from Portland.

 

[Zulu]

Pics.....

 

[The Midnight]

These presenters for Fox Sports ORL are HAWTTTTT


Another reason to watch this potentially pivotal game for the Jazz....

 

[The Midnight]

Aaron Falk ‏@tribjazz 22m
Seems like Williams could be day to day from here. Ty: "In the situation we're in, a lot of guys may try & shut it down. He won't do that."

**** you Ty. Thanks for nothing.

 

[Elizah Huge]

Boston won!!!

 

[The Midnight]

Boston won!!!

Holy ****!!! Was following the Jazz game, didn't even know they were playing!!!



This changes EVERYTHAAAAANGGGGGGGGGG

 

[Zulu]

Hells ya!!!

 

[Doublea]

And GSW has clinched a playoff spot in the west.

 

[♪alt13]

Jazz are going to lose the rest of their games. Celtics beat phili and orlando is going to beat chicago. we tie with magic for 3rd.

 

[jazzfan1132]

We will win over LA that bunch of selfish fellows can't beat us on the road. that means we will finish 4-5 seed.

 

[Primetime]

Update!

[table="width: 700, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]Team[/td]
[td]Conf.[/td]
[td]win[/td]
[td]loss[/td]
[td]win pct.[/td]
[td]tank alert(last 10 games)[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]Milwaukee Bucks[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]64[/td]
[td].190[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]Philadelphia 76ers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]62[/td]
[td].215[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]Orlando Magic[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]56[/td]
[td].291[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]Utah Jazz[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]55[/td]
[td].304[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]Boston Celtics[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]55[/td]
[td].304[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]L.A. Lakers[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]54[/td]
[td].316[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]Sacramento Kings*6[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]52[/td]
[td].342[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]Detroit Pistons*5[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]51[/td]
[td].363[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]Cleveland Cavaliers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]48[/td]
[td].400[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]New Orleans Pelicans*1[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]47[/td]
[td].405[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]New York Knicks*2[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]34[/td]
[td]45[/td]
[td].430[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]Denver Nuggets*3[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td]44[/td]
[td].443[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]Minnesota Timberwolves*9[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]40[/td]
[td]39[/td]
[td].506[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td]Phoenix Suns[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]47[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td].595[/td]
[td]7-3[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Goden State Warriors: 23rd


*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Chicago Bulls: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11 to Cleveland. Via Luol Deng trade on 01/06/14

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 Utah Jazz: Receive Golden State Warriors 2014 first-round pick (unprotected)


[table="width: 800, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Seed[/td]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]14th[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td].250[/td]
[td].215[/td]
[td].178[/td]
[td].357[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td].199[/td]
[td].188[/td]
[td].171[/td]
[td].319[/td]
[td].123[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].157[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].226[/td]
[td].265[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td].119[/td]
[td].126[/td]
[td].133[/td]
[td].099[/td]
[td].351[/td]
[td].160[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td].088[/td]
[td].097[/td]
[td].107[/td]
[td][/td]
[td].261[/td]
[td].360[/td]
[td].084[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].071[/td]
[td].081[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].439[/td]
[td].305[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td].043[/td]
[td].049[/td]
[td].058[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].529[/td]
[td].232[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td].028[/td]
[td].033[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].724[/td]
[td].168[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td].017[/td]
[td].020[/td]
[td].024[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].813[/td]
[td].122[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td].011[/td]
[td].013[/td]
[td].016[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].870[/td]
[td].089[/td]
[td].002[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].907[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].935[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].960[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td].005[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].982[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Tank Ranking:
1. Boston Celtics
2. Milwaukee Bucks
2. Philadelphia 76ers
4. Utah Jazz
4. L.A. Lakers




Wins for the worst teams since '03:

[table="width: 700, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]03/04[/td]
[td]04/05[/td]
[td]05/06[/td]
[td]06/07[/td]
[td]07/08[/td]
[td]08/09[/td]
[td]09/10[/td]
[td]10/11[/td]
[td]12/13[/td]
[td]Average since 2003[/td]
[td]Last 5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]12[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]17,6[/td]
[td]16,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]20,2[/td]
[td]18,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]23,2[/td]
[td]22,4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4h[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]25,5[/td]
[td]23,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]31[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]26,3[/td]
[td]24,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]28,2[/td]
[td]25,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]30,2[/td]
[td]28,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]34[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]32,1[/td]
[td]30,8[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

 

[colton]

The Lakers game on Monday is huge!

 

[stormkoopacv03]

We can only hope Kendall Marshall shows up bigtime and carry the fakers team to a big effin' win. Showing that 'you should've signed me utah' performance.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Yeah. Bottom three is still within grasp. Gotta finish the season on a strong note.

 

[b_line]

Here we go!!! Only a little bit left in the tank!

 

[Coach Ellis]

Jazz lose out. Finish picking either 3rd or 4th.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Lakers barely had enough players active for the GS game.
I don't see how Utah loses to LA at home. But Spurs will be resting their vets the last game, which naturally means guys like Patty Mills, Splitter and Green will all score 30 against the Lakers.

Cleveland was eliminated from the playoffs last night. Maybe they just throw in the towel against Boston tonight.