fishonjazz
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Hotdog
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Nah. She still loves me.
New Orleans barely won tonight. Those lucky bishes.
freakazoid
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PKM Jones. Damn fish, what the ell??? You needs to post more often so yer brain don't rot, bro, doe, bro, doe, bro, doe, doe. Brodoebish
Bawse Dawg
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The Churro Vision I had indicated playoffs was not enough let the miracles commence:
And lo the end time was nigh and I did lay eyes upon 3 seals. And the first seal was opened and I beheld a great beast within the key and the thunder and the sun(s) were blotted out and the pelicans did flee from before the presence of the beast. And all whose gaze fell upon the beast were struck with terror that did cause their very hearts to quake and did assail their inner most being and they realized there was no place for them. And the wingspan of the beast was five cubits and a span. And in his palm he wielded as it were a mighty churro.
And lo the second seal was opened and a great white horseman did ride forth upon the face of the court. And did cry out to all the unbelieving, to the unrepentant, the vile, the fair weather fan, those without faith - "Behold ye shall be cut down by the churro and made low. Ye shall weep and their shall be no solace, ye shall cry out but your cries shall not be heard for ye shall be left in a lake of fire and hell. Yea this is the second death."
And the third seal was opened and I beheld a great being of light who did rise up out of Georgia Tech and raised above his head as it were playoffs - and a might churro also. And he did cause the warriors to quake and the rockets did fall to their knees at his presence. And he returned all attempts at the rim whence they came and he did rain down with fire and with lightning and did crush all foes til they did utterly fail. And the heavens and the earth did roll forth at his feet and thus did commence a reign of one thousand years in the holy presence of the Larry O'Brien.
Holy ****. Lol
dipship31
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Jazz didn't play last night but our chances of making the playoffs went up from .5 to .6!
Tonight:
Wizards @ Jazz
Celtics @ Thunder
Celtics are hot right now as they ride a 5 game win streak and a win tonight could take them from the 9th seed to the 7th seed. The Celtics want this game.
#TheChurroIsComing
Tonight:
Wizards @ Jazz
Celtics @ Thunder
Celtics are hot right now as they ride a 5 game win streak and a win tonight could take them from the 9th seed to the 7th seed. The Celtics want this game.
#TheChurroIsComing
In spite of Tyreke trying to shoot them out of the game. I should have biffed a Pelicans-Bucks game thread. Then the Bucks would have won.
ShortShorts
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Thanks - so amazingly pumped by our gang right now had to have a little fun. And not that new . . . just mostly a lurker ;-)
Right this way to my Kool-Aid pool that I had installed in this band wagon! Waiters bring us churros whenever we want!!!
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Stoked's UPtimism is legit the best.
Just imagine a 32-34 Jazz with those 2 wins, 4.5 games out of the 8th seed. If we miss playoffs by 2 games, ouch.
Magic Spray
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Your Daily Churrvotional:
Your Daily Churrvotional:
That's awesome. I could use a rep reminder for this post for tomorrow...
Remember our duty tonight to get #rallychurro trending. Get your pics ready to send in to @mharpring15
Just dropped a pic and hastag for The Churro in the Jazz FB post about tonight's game.
It's still there.
Ah, yes it is. For some reason the comments on that Jaz zpost are not showing up in chronological order. That's why I thought it was deleted.