2015 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft

[The Midnight]

Well, ya electrical engineering is fair. It's materials engineering to be exact.

Sounds cool man. Quite a few engineers here, Dong2ha is in bio-engineering I think.


Enjoying it?

 

[The Midnight]

What do you think I do?

Me and my brother run a plants nursery... was an accountant in my former life.


And you??

 

[Siro]

Sounds cool man. Quite a few engineers here, Dong2ha is in bio-engineering I think.


Enjoying it?

It's difficult to enjoy the same thing for too long. At least for me. I wish I was one of those people who jump from one startup to another, trying out different ideas. But I seem to value stability too much. So it will remain a fantasy. But I do work in science, and I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

 

[Coach Ellis]

I'm a Junior High teacher. History, geography and study skills for at risk kids. Also a football coach. Right now I'm coaching my son's 7th grade team, but when he gets older, I'll move back up to high school.

 

[The Midnight]

It's difficult to enjoy the same thing for too long. At least for me. I wish I was one of those people who jump from one startup to another, trying out different ideas. But I seem to value stability too much. So it will remain a fantasy. But I do work in science, and I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

Yeah this is certainly true... stability is great and all but life's short. I certainly want to try a few more things out before I'm too old.

 

[The Midnight]

I'm a Junior High teacher. History, geography and study skills for at risk kids. Also a football coach. Right now I'm coaching my son's 7th grade team, but when he gets older, I'll move back up to high school.

Wow that's cool man, did you know QSH is also a teacher? I think he teaches English in NJ.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Wow that's cool man, did you know QSH is also a teacher? I think he teaches English in NJ.

I did know that. We've got quite a few teachers that post here.

I didn't teach when I lived in New York, but I coached kids who came from poor families. Lots of drugs and gang issues. Some of the worst home lives that you can imagine. Tough place to be a teacher. Don't know if Jersey is as bad, but it wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Siro]

I used to volunteer at local schools to help out kids from the Middle East who couldn't yet speak any English. Really enjoyed that.

 

[Coach Ellis]

I used to volunteer at local schools to help out kids from the Middle East who couldn't yet speak any English. Really enjoyed that.

That's pretty cool. I deal with a lot of ELL kids in my job. Mostly Hispanic, but I get all kinds.

 

[Elizah Huge]

Official updated draft order:

Round 1

1. Ellis269 - Michael Jordan
2. Spycam1 - Hakeem Olajuwon
3. LogGrad98 - LeBron James
4. Hack - Shaquille O'Neal
5. One Love - Tim Duncan
6. Jeffrey32 - Magic Johnson
7. Tfivas - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
8. Spycam1 - Larry Bird
9. Eminence - David Robinson
10. Thee jazz fan - Wilt Chamberlain
11. Jeffrey - Kobe Bryant
12. Hekate - Bill Russell

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Round 2

13. Hekate - Oscar Robertson
14. Siro - Karl Malone
15. White Chocolate - John Stockton
16. Eminence - Kevin Garnett
17. Thee jazz fan - Kevin Durant
18. Tfivas - Kevin McHale
19. Jeffrey32 - Charles Barkley
20. White Chocolate - Julius Erving
21. Hack - Stephen Curry
22. LogGrad98 - Isiah Thomas
23. Siro - Allen Iverson
24. Ellis269 - Scottie Pippen

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Round 3

25. Ellis269 - Patrick Ewing
26. One Love - Dirk Nowitzki
27. Spycam1 - Dwyane Wade
28. One Love - Dominique Wilkins
29. Hack - Ray Allen
30. Siro - Reggie Miller
31. Tfivas - Jason Kidd
32. Thee jazz fan - Jerry West
33. Eminence - Chris Paul
34. One Love - Clyde Drexler
35. Siro - Steve Nash
36. Hekate - Elvin Hayes

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Round 4

37. Hekate - John Havlicek
38. Siro - Moses Malone
39. Thee jazz fan - James Worthy
40. Eminence - Grant Hill
41. Ellis269 - Gary Payton
42. Tfivas - Paul Pierce
43. Jeffrey32 - Alonzo Mourning
44. Hack - Anthony Davis
45. White Chocolate - George Gervin
46. LogGrad98 - Shawn Kemp
47. Spycam1 - Elgin Baylor
48. Ellis269 - Chris Webber

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Round 5

49. One Love - Carmelo Anthony
50. LogGrad98 - Vince Carter
51. LogGrad98 - Artis Gilmore
52. White Chocolate - Bill Walton
53. White Chocolate - Pete Maravich
54. Jeffrey32 - Chris Mullin
55. Tfivas - Joe Dumars
56. Hack - Dikembe Mutombo
57. Eminence - Manu Ginobili
58. Thee jazz fan - Mitch Richmond
59. Siro - Kawhi Leonard
60. Hekate - Peja Stojakovic

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Round 6

61. Hekate - Rick Barry
62. Thee jazz fan - Russell Westbrook
63. Thee jazz fan - Alex English
64. Eminence - James Harden
65. White Chocolate - Dennis Rodman
66. Tfivas - Tracy McGrady
67. Siro - Tony Parker
68. Hack - Klay Thompson
69. One Love - Kyrie Irving
70. LogGrad98 - Damian Lillard
71. LogGrad98 - Kevin Love
72. One Love - Paul George

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Round 7

73. Ellis269 - Dwight Howard
74. LogGrad98 - Jeff Hornacek
75. LogGrad98 - Rudy Gobert
76. One Love - LaMarcus Aldridge
77. Hack - Derrick Rose
78. Jeffrey32 - Pau Gasol
79. Tfivas - Walt Frazier
80. Spycam1 - Blake Griffin
81. Eminence - Andrei Kirilenko
82. Thee jazz fan - Glen Rice
83. Siro - Ben Wallace
84. Hekate - Mark Price

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Round 8

85. Hekate - Arvydas Sabonis
86. Hack - Andrew Wiggins
87. Thee jazz fan - DeMarcus Cousins
88. Eminence - Bobby Jones
89. Thee jazz fan - Ron Artest
90. Tfivas - Robert Parish
91. Jeffrey32 - Sidney Moncrief
92. Hack - Penny Hardaway
93. Ellis269 - Chris Bosh
94. Spycam1 - Chauncey Billups
95. Spycam1 - Amar'e Stoudemire
96. White Chocolate - Bob Pettit

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Round 9

97. Ellis 269 - Deron Williams
98. Spycam1 - Mark Eaton
99. Spycam1 - Rajon Rondo
100. One Love - Tim Hardaway
101. Ellis269 - Jimmy Butler
102. Jeffrey32 - Lenny Wilkens
103. Tfivas - Dell Curry
104. Jeffrey32 - Marc Gasol
105. Eminence - Danny Green
106. Ellis269 - Kyle Korver
107. Siro - Shawn Marion
108. Hekate

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Round 10

109. Hekate
110. Siro
111. White Chocolate
112. Eminence
113. White Chocolate
114. Tfivas
115. Jeffrey32
116. Hack
117. One Love
118. LogGrad98
119. Spycam1
120. White Chocolate

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Round 11

121. Ellis269
122. Spycam1
123. LogGrad98
124. One Love
125. Hack
126. Jeffrey32
127. Tfivas
128. White Chocolate
129. Eminence
130. Thee jazz fan
131. Siro
132. Hekate

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Round 12

133. Hekate
134. Siro
135. Thee jazz fan
136. Eminence
137. White Chocolate
138. Tfivas
139. Jeffrey32
140. Hack
141. One Love
142. LogGrad98
143. Spycam1
144. Ellis269

Hekate is on the clock w/ two consecutive picks and Siro is on deck.

White Chocolate has spoken.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Official updated draft order:

Round 1

1. Ellis269 - Michael Jordan
2. Spycam1 - Hakeem Olajuwon
3. LogGrad98 - LeBron James
4. Hack - Shaquille O'Neal
5. One Love - Tim Duncan
6. Jeffrey32 - Magic Johnson
7. Tfivas - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
8. Spycam1 - Larry Bird
9. Eminence - David Robinson
10. Thee jazz fan - Wilt Chamberlain
11. Jeffrey - Kobe Bryant
12. Hekate - Bill Russell

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Round 2

13. Hekate - Oscar Robertson
14. Siro - Karl Malone
15. White Chocolate - John Stockton
16. Eminence - Kevin Garnett
17. Thee jazz fan - Kevin Durant
18. Tfivas - Kevin McHale
19. Jeffrey32 - Charles Barkley
20. White Chocolate - Julius Erving
21. Hack - Stephen Curry
22. LogGrad98 - Isiah Thomas
23. Siro - Allen Iverson
24. Ellis269 - Scottie Pippen

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Round 3

25. Ellis269 - Patrick Ewing
26. One Love - Dirk Nowitzki
27. Spycam1 - Dwyane Wade
28. One Love - Dominique Wilkins
29. Hack - Ray Allen
30. Siro - Reggie Miller
31. Tfivas - Jason Kidd
32. Thee jazz fan - Jerry West
33. Eminence - Chris Paul
34. One Love - Clyde Drexler
35. Siro - Steve Nash
36. Hekate - Elvin Hayes

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Round 4

37. Hekate - John Havlicek
38. Siro - Moses Malone
39. Thee jazz fan - James Worthy
40. Eminence - Grant Hill
41. Ellis269 - Gary Payton
42. Tfivas - Paul Pierce
43. Jeffrey32 - Alonzo Mourning
44. Hack - Anthony Davis
45. White Chocolate - George Gervin
46. LogGrad98 - Shawn Kemp
47. Spycam1 - Elgin Baylor
48. Ellis269 - Chris Webber

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Round 5

49. One Love - Carmelo Anthony
50. LogGrad98 - Vince Carter
51. LogGrad98 - Artis Gilmore
52. White Chocolate - Bill Walton
53. White Chocolate - Pete Maravich
54. Jeffrey32 - Chris Mullin
55. Tfivas - Joe Dumars
56. Hack - Dikembe Mutombo
57. Eminence - Manu Ginobili
58. Thee jazz fan - Mitch Richmond
59. Siro - Kawhi Leonard
60. Hekate - Peja Stojakovic

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Round 6

61. Hekate - Rick Barry
62. Thee jazz fan - Russell Westbrook
63. Thee jazz fan - Alex English
64. Eminence - James Harden
65. White Chocolate - Dennis Rodman
66. Tfivas - Tracy McGrady
67. Siro - Tony Parker
68. Hack - Klay Thompson
69. One Love - Kyrie Irving
70. LogGrad98 - Damian Lillard
71. LogGrad98 - Kevin Love
72. One Love - Paul George

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Round 7

73. Ellis269 - Dwight Howard
74. LogGrad98 - Jeff Hornacek
75. LogGrad98 - Rudy Gobert
76. One Love - LaMarcus Aldridge
77. Hack - Derrick Rose
78. Jeffrey32 - Pau Gasol
79. Tfivas - Walt Frazier
80. Spycam1 - Blake Griffin
81. Eminence - Andrei Kirilenko
82. Thee jazz fan - Glen Rice
83. Siro - Ben Wallace
84. Hekate - Mark Price

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Round 8

85. Hekate - Arvydas Sabonis
86. Hack - Andrew Wiggins
87. Thee jazz fan - DeMarcus Cousins
88. Eminence - Bobby Jones
89. Thee jazz fan - Ron Artest
90. Tfivas - Robert Parish
91. Jeffrey32 - Sidney Moncrief
92. Hack - Penny Hardaway
93. Ellis269 - Chris Bosh
94. Spycam1 - Chauncey Billups
95. Spycam1 - Amar'e Stoudemire
96. White Chocolate - Bob Pettit

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Round 9

97. Ellis 269 - Deron Williams
98. Spycam1 - Mark Eaton
99. Spycam1 - Rajon Rondo
100. One Love - Tim Hardaway
101. Ellis269 - Jimmy Butler
102. Jeffrey32 - Lenny Wilkens
103. Tfivas - Dell Curry
104. Jeffrey32 - Marc Gasol
105. Eminence - Danny Green
106. Ellis269 - Kyle Korver
107. Siro - Shawn Marion
108. Hekate

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Round 10

109. Hekate
110. Siro
111. White Chocolate
112. Eminence
113. White Chocolate
114. Tfivas
115. Jeffrey32
116. Hack
117. One Love
118. LogGrad98
119. Spycam1
120. White Chocolate

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Round 11

121. Ellis269
122. Spycam1
123. LogGrad98
124. One Love
125. Hack
126. Jeffrey32
127. Tfivas
128. White Chocolate
129. Eminence
130. Thee jazz fan
131. Siro
132. Hekate

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Round 12

133. Hekate
134. Siro
135. Thee jazz fan
136. Eminence
137. White Chocolate
138. Tfivas
139. Jeffrey32
140. Hack
141. One Love
142. LogGrad98
143. Spycam1
144. Ellis269

Hekate is on the clock w/ two consecutive picks and Siro is on deck.

White Chocolate has spoken.

Haha. Yes!! Two more picks I get to make!! Now don't take my two players people

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Damn!! I have to wait 22 picks before my next pick. My two guys surely will be gone

 

[Hekate]

Draymond Green

Gordon Hayward

 

[The Midnight]

Draymond Green

Gordon Hayward

Interesting picks.. hehe.. very "in vogue".


Siro is OTC, white choc is on deck!!!

 

[Coach Ellis]

Wow. Both of those guys were on my list, but not until later in the draft.

 

[Hekate]

Wow. Both of those guys were on my list, but not until later in the draft.

Well, it is later in the draft, isn't it?

 

[Coach Ellis]

Well, it is later in the draft, isn't it?

Should have been more clear. I have them after a couple of hall of Famers. Both guys are very versatile and just starting to show what they're capable of. I like the picks. Just have a few guys above them.

 

[Siro]

I'll take Rasheed Wallace.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

I'll consider myself lucky if my guys are still available once my picks role around. Don't expect to pick till Monday though

 

[Siro]

I'm not really interested in picking 11th and 12th players. So my team is done.