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2016 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft

Per @Wojniakiaksk_Yahoo_Sports

ONE LOVE has agreed to trade #69 and #93

For

White Chocolate's #78 and #81

(Per Team policy a minor condition in the trade clause is not publicly disclosed)
 
With the 69th pick in the 2016 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft, White Chocolate selects..

Tony Parker

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Career highlights and awards

- 4 × NBA champion (2003, 2005, 2007, 2014)
- NBA Finals MVP (2007)
- 6 × NBA All-Star (2006–2007, 2009, 2012–2014)
- 3 × All-NBA Second Team (2012–2014)
- All-NBA Third Team (2009)
- NBA All-Rookie First Team (2002)
- NBA Skills Challenge champion (2012)
- NBA Shooting Stars champion (2006)
- FIBA EuroBasket MVP (2013)
- 2 × FIBA EuroBasket Top Scorer (2011, 2013)
- 2 × FIBA Europe Player of the Year (2013, 2014)
- 2 × Euroscar Award (2007, 2013)
- 2 × L'Équipe Champion of Champions (2003, 2013)

Career NBA statistics

Points - 17,884 (16.6 PPG)
Rebounds - 3,105 (2.9 RPG)
Assists - 6,349 (5.9 APG)
 
[MENTION=1518]spycam1[/MENTION] is on the clock and [MENTION=2142]addictionary[/MENTION] is on deck.
 
With the 69th pick in the 2016 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft, White Chocolate selects..

Tony Parker

35332pw.jpg


Career highlights and awards

- 4 × NBA champion (2003, 2005, 2007, 2014)
- NBA Finals MVP (2007)
- 6 × NBA All-Star (2006–2007, 2009, 2012–2014)
- 3 × All-NBA Second Team (2012–2014)
- All-NBA Third Team (2009)
- NBA All-Rookie First Team (2002)
- NBA Skills Challenge champion (2012)
- NBA Shooting Stars champion (2006)
- FIBA EuroBasket MVP (2013)
- 2 × FIBA EuroBasket Top Scorer (2011, 2013)
- 2 × FIBA Europe Player of the Year (2013, 2014)
- 2 × Euroscar Award (2007, 2013)
- 2 × L'Équipe Champion of Champions (2003, 2013)

Career NBA statistics

Points - 17,884 (16.6 PPG)
Rebounds - 3,105 (2.9 RPG)
Assists - 6,349 (5.9 APG)

Great pick.
 
Tbh I think sabonis was probably better than mourning and mutumbo anyway from the things people say about him in his prime.

Watch the videos. Some of the passing in particular is freaking outstanding. His Basketball IQ and control over the ball was unreal. For the purposes of this thing, I'm ****ing LOVING the combination of either Nash or Sabonis running pick and roll with Karl Malone.
 
[video=youtube_share;18tnToDLHV4]https://youtu.be/18tnToDLHV4

[video=youtube_share;LW9q-0x2gu8]https://youtu.be/LW9q-0x2gu8
 
@spycam1 is on the clock and @addictionary is on deck.

Thank you for mentioning me. Could you be so kind to only mention me when it is my turn, I'm on the clock? Because obviously it can take a lot of time for my turn to come when I'm on the deck and I have this crazy notification ring I have arranged from the Primus cover song "Devil Went Down to Georgia" (one of the violin partitions) and because of the time difference it screams like heck in the middle of the night. It is nothing though, I could just mute it or close the wi-fi whenever I go to sleep but as a matter of fact I love keeping on receiving JazzFanz notifications all the time and I even wake up at 3 AM to see the notifications and see if it is my turn and try to make up my mind about who to pick so this Fantasy Draft of ours can go on without further delay.
 
Per Woj:

Spyland has agreed to send Vince Carter, Klay Thompson, #70, #99 to Willy Wonka's White Chocolate Factory in exchange for the rights to Jason Kidd, #93, #104, #105, and 1 Gold Ticket.



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Per Woj:

Spyland has agreed to send Vince Carter, Klay Thompson, #70, #99 to Willy Wonka's White Chocolate Factory in exchange for the rights to Jason Kidd, #93, #104, #105, and 1 Gold Ticket.



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Haha I love it.
 
Per Woj:

Spyland has agreed to send Vince Carter, Klay Thompson, #70, #99 to Willy Wonka's White Chocolate Factory in exchange for the rights to Jason Kidd, #93, #104, #105, and 1 Gold Ticket.



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I am in Thé Wonka Fac !

And remember kids, if you ever use Jazzfanz App, use it safe.
 
With the 70th pick in the 2016 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft, White Chocolate selects..

Blake Griffin

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Career highlights and awards

- 5 × NBA All-Star (2011–2015)
- 3 × All-NBA Second Team (2012–2014)
- All-NBA Third Team (2015)
- NBA Rookie of the Year (2011)
- NBA Slam Dunk Contest champion (2011)
- National college player of the year (2009)
- Consensus first-team All-American (2009)
- Big 12 Player of the Year (2009)
- No. 23 retired by the University of Oklahoma

Career NBA statistics

Points - 8,801 (21.5 PPG)
Rebounds - 3,927 (9.6 RPG)
Assists - 1,654 (4.0 APG)
 
[MENTION=2142]addictionary[/MENTION] is on the clock and [MENTION=40]Siro[/MENTION] is on deck.
 
Per Woj:

Spyland has agreed to send Vince Carter, Klay Thompson, #70, #99 to Willy Wonka's White Chocolate Factory in exchange for the rights to Jason Kidd, #93, #104, #105, and 1 Gold Ticket.



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Wow!!! What a trade!!!
 
With the 71th pick in the 2016 NBA Draft (Kinda)...












... The addictionary Whippersnappers Select...





1990 Hall of Fame'er....




1968 NCAA Player of the Year...




A Power Forward that is automatic from Mid Range....



That is known for his signature automatic turn around jumper....



That can take any level of toughness....



Who as soon as joined his San Diego Rockets team, more than doubled their number of wins...




Elvin "the Big E" Hayes from the University of Houston.



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Video: Michael Jordan Interviews Elvin Hayes (1988)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SXvG5EGRX0


"Everytime I played him, I wanted to destroy him!..."







[TH="colspan: 2"] Career highlights and awards [/TH]

[TD="colspan: 2"]
  • NBA champion (1978)
  • 12× NBA All-Star (1969–1980)
  • 3× All-NBA First Team (1975, 1977, 1979)
  • 3× All-NBA Second Team (1973, 1974, 1976)
  • 2× NBA All-Defensive Second Team (1974, 1975)
  • NBA All-Rookie First Team (1969)
  • NBA scoring champion (1969)
  • 2x NBA rebounding leader (1970, 1974)
  • Washington Wizards all-time leading scorer
  • No. 11 retired by Washington Wizards
  • NBA 50th Anniversary Team
  • Associated Press Player of the Year (1968)
  • UPI Player of the Year (1968)
  • Sporting News Player of the Year (1968)
  • 2× Consensus first-team All-American (1967, 1968)
  • No. 44 retired by University of Houston
[/TD]



Points27,313 (21.0 ppg)
Rebounds16,279 (12.5 rpg)
Blocks1,171 (2.0 bpg)

[TH="colspan: 2"] Career statistics [/TH]




[h=4]Top scoring games[/h]
[TABLE="class: wikitable sortable jquery-tablesorter"]
[TR]
[TH="class: headerSort, bgcolor: #F2F2F2"]Points[/TH]
[TH="class: headerSort, bgcolor: #F2F2F2"]Opponent[/TH]
[TH="class: headerSort, bgcolor: #F2F2F2"]Date[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]54[/TD]
[TD]vs. Detroit Pistons[/TD]
[TD]November 13, 1968[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]50[/TD]
[TD]vs. Seattle SuperSonics[/TD]
[TD]November 20, 1970[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]49 (OT)[/TD]
[TD]vs. Seattle SuperSonics[/TD]
[TD]January 30, 1970[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]48[/TD]
[TD]at Cincinnati Royals[/TD]
[TD]November 25, 1970[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]47[/TD]
[TD]at Golden State Warriors[/TD]
[TD]March 13, 1977[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
 
***Trade Announcement***


WHITE CHOCOLATE (which is another kind of chocolate that is made of cocoa butter so I still stand behind my case WC )
GIVES: 81TH & 88TH PICKS


aDDICTIONARY
GIVES: 74TH & 119 TH PICKS









AND YOU GET



....




NOTHING!!!!




.....

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!...





BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!





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