2025 JazzFanz Awards - First Team All-JazzFanz (Nominations)

[SoberasHotRod]

David Hume

 

[gandalfe]

David Hume

If only for his commitment to the bit.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

If only for his commitment to the bit.

Sounding that sophisticated ain’t easy I should know.

 

[Douchebag K]

Your mum loves my todger.

Its an honor to be nominated, I don't want to win I just want to beat you.

The only thing you’ll ever beat is that 3 inch todger

 

[Rubashov]

The only thing you’ll ever beat is that 3 inch todger

Your mum talks too much but yeah I'll beat it like it owes me money.

 

[Douchebag K]

Your mum talks too much but yeah I'll beat it like it owes me money.

**** me she’s a talented corpse to be talking while you indulge in a little necrophilia !

 

[Rubashov]

**** me she’s a talented corpse to be talking while you indulge in a little necrophilia !

Just think for 20 years I had keys to one of the biggest morgues in the city...

 

[Step-Back Lauri]

I nominate myself. It's pathetic but that's where my life has led.

 

[fishonjazz]

I nominate myself. It's pathetic but that's where my life has led.

Lol but for real though. You deserve nomination. You are awesome

 

[kcgar]

Soberashotrod
HermanG
HH
Cy
Ferguson

 

[Zombie]

Fish
Cy
Eliza
HH
Rubashov

 

[latin jazz]

SoberasHotRod
HH+Elizah Huge (putting them together for their amazing podcast)
Cy
David Hume (for the lols)

 

[Douchebag K]

I also nominate step back Lauri. Any scandi who has to live through all that darkness and doesn't go completely bonkers deserves it Also i love Lauri

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

Ahhh the annual popularity contest. Withdraw myself from any nominations. I like everyone on this site and to mention one or 2 wouldd be an injustice to others that don't get mentioned.

Peace out.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Ahhh the annual popularity contest. Withdraw myself from any nominations. I like everyone on this site and to mention one or 2 wouldd be an injustice to others that don't get mentioned.

Peace out.

I would nominate Chargers for this post alone but i hear the sentiment and offer a giant DITTO. There are tons of contributors on this board but it's always the same popularity contest.

High school was a long time ago. Not trying to relive it by posting on this board.

 

[homeytennis]

Melo the Jazz Killer

 

[Thejazzkickazz]

I do hereby nominate Mr. David Hume for his profound wit, his astute and original analyses, and his unwavering dedication to the esteemed values of the eighteenth century.

 

[Miggs]

I’m rarely on but I think
@Handlogten's Heros and
@Elizah Huge
have to be first team based on the quality of their posts and their podcast.

As much as people, myself included, can “hate” on @Saint Cy of JFC he produces legitimate content here.

After that, I’d nominate @fishonjazz because dude is just consistent af with being a good dude and bringing some solid vibes here.

Those would be four of my first-teamers. No idea who the fifth would be.

 

[JazzMan4Life]

Gandalfe for the strong song-topic output.

Can't believe no one's been nominating him, smh.

I second this.