2nd Annual Jazzfanz Jazz Fantasy Draft

[David Stern]

LOL. Harpring at the 2? And those bigs suck donkey kong. Seriously, my team is a force down low and on defense with Brewer, Millsap and Eaton and would toss mother ****ers around like rag dolls. I also have a great shooter (Korver) and a reliable point who can the run show and shoot.

Dude, Millsap's best season is 13.5 PPG. Schayes is 13 PPG, and he had more blocks and rebounds. Kelley averaged 17/13/3 in his best season with the Jazz. My front line is legit.

 

[honz]

Sundiata Gaines and Othyus Jeffers, because I don't give a monkey's behind.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Dude, Millsap's best season is 13.5 PPG. Schayes is 13 PPG, and he had more blocks and rebounds. Kelley averaged 17/13/3 in his best season with the Jazz. My front line is legit.

My front line eats pieces of **** like you for breakfast.

 

[David Stern]

My front line eats pieces of **** like you for breakfast.

I'll just put Hoffa in if you want to play like that.

 

[David Stern]

78- Honz- Greg Foster
79- Prodigy - Jarron Collins
80- PKM - Danny Manning
81- Calijazz - Jacque Vaughn
82- Killa - Boom Bitches
83- Dwill_Gr8tness - Keith McCleod
84- Ben10 - Larry Krystkowiak
85- Stern - Fred Roberts
86- Mambo - Eric Maynor
87- KM32MVP - Armen Gilliam
88- Raspberry - Eric Leckner

89- Raspberry - John Amaechi
90- KM32MVP - Eric Murdock
91- Mambo - Kris Humphries
92- Stern - Hoffa Araujo
93- Ben10 - Raul Lopez
94- Dwill_Gr8tness - Louis Amundson
95- Killa - Olden Polynice
96- Calijazz - Jim Barnett
97- PKM - Walt Bellamy
98- Prodigy - Calbert Cheaney
99- Honz - Sundiata Gaines

FA Round:
Raspberry- Devin Brown
KM32MVP - Milt Palacio
Mambo - Curtis Borchardt
Stern - Slick Watts
Ben10 - Ollie Johnson
Dwill_Gr8tness - Morris Almond
Killa - Scott Padgett
Calijazz - Carey Scurry
PKM - Quincy Lewis
Prodigy - Mikki Moore
Honz - Othyus Jeffers

Alright, i'm now going to make the picks that weren't made:
Raspberry gets Devin Brown.
Dwill_Gr8tness- Louis Amundson and Morris Almond
Mambo - Eric Maynor, Kris Humphries and Curtis Borchardt
KM32MVP - Milt Palacio

And just like that, the draft is done!

 

[KM32MVP]

Ummm...i made my last pick so you can take Milt off of my team. Do your research Stern. Worst Commish. EVER!

 

[David Stern]

Ummm...i made my last pick so you can take Milt off of my team. Do your research Stern. Worst Commish. EVER!

You're fined $200000000.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Okay, let's have a cage match to see who people think has the best team! Cage Match! Cage Match!

 

[DWill_Gr8tness]

looks like i missed a bit since i was gone for a few days. Thanks for the picks Mr Stern.....

 

[TroutBum]

Down Town Devin Brown? How did he slip so low....?

 

[calijazz]

So what's next?

 

[TroutBum]

So what's next?

Why does it matter? You're going to lose.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Down Town Devin Brown? How did he slip so low....?

He dropped the bar of soap and John Amaechi, um...

 

[Dr. Jones]

Let's vote! I know I'll get at least one ... well, EXACTLY one.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Well this has certainly been anticlimactic.

 

[calijazz]

We can still try the fantasy league idea if people want, but not very many have showed any interest. It would be more fun then people voting on it, IMO...

 

[Ben10]

We can still try the fantasy league idea if people want, but not very many have showed any interest. It would be more fun then people voting on it, IMO...

i agree.

 

[KM32MVP]

we need a new thread...compile the teams and have a vote.

 

[David Stern]

Somebody want to compile the teams together since i'm too lazy? I vote we do the vote and cali's fantasy league.

 

[TroutBum]

Wow, nice failure, Stern. I knew this idea/thread was a waste of time the second Jerry Sloan was not considered a Jazz man.