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A New Hope... 'A Utah Jazz Story'

Hayward is Kylo Ren. Wrong movie but a better fit with his personality. Awkward Moody dude who just gave a cheap shot to Hans solo. Especially if we are sticking to Ingles for Hans, who is hayward's Daddy.
 
Ron Mexico said:
Hayward is Kylo Ren. Wrong movie but a better fit with his personality. Awkward Moody dude who just gave a cheap shot to Hans solo. Especially if we are sticking to Ingles for Hans, who is hayward's Daddy.
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I dont really see Hayward as moody though. Hayward would be one of those robots who uses light-sabers. I think that is a thing, idk. My Star Wars knowledge is extremely limited.
 
Quin as Yoda. Any nominations for Lando? DL for Admiral Ackbar, maybe Dante for Wedge...
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
I dont really see Hayward as moody though. Hayward would be one of those robots who uses light-sabers. I think that is a thing, idk. My Star Wars knowledge is extremely limited.
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Really? I see him as an emotional guy who gets his feelings hurt easily. He does try to put on a game face I guess, just like Kylo.
 
I'd be better at a Lord of the Rings one.

Gobert is Gandalfe

Hayward is Saruman

Frodo is Mitchell

Exum is Sam

Ingles is Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck

Darrell Griffith is Bilbo Baggins

Rodney Hood is Legolas

Joe Johnson is Aragorn

Trey Burke is Gollum

Derrick Favors is Treebeard

DL is Elrond

Snyder is Theoden
 
ONE LOVE said:
In a Galaxy Far Far Away.....


Episode IV, A NEW HOPE

It is a period of chaos for the Utah Jazz.

Gordon Hayward, now known as BeTrayWard has joined forces with the Evil Galactic Empire (otherwise known as the Boston Celtics).

However, during the offseason, Utah's General, Dennis Lindsey has managed to steal a secret 'talent' vital to destroying the Empire’s ultimate weapon.

This is a story of that new talent.... he is known simply as 'Donovan'​

Here he is... our hero

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The training will be TOUGH and DEMANDING, but he will be up to it


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The anticipated battle will be EPIC


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However, the GOOD will defeat the BAD...


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And the VICTORY WILL BE SWEET!!!!


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To be continued.....
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Gobert doesn't get a medal? **** man, he is the leader of this team. :)
 
mellow said:
I kind of envisioned the scene when Luke takes off from Dagoba where Obi-wan's Ghost says "That boy is our only hope" and Yoda says, "No, there is another"

Haynerd is Luke, Dennis Lindsey is Yoda, and Gail is the Ghost of ObiWan. But then it just got weird because that would make Donovan Leiha, and besides Haynerd is really more like C-3PO, so....ah nevermind.
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Thank Gawd you're not writing the script.....my head hurts!!!!!
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
You are making Rudy Gobert Chubaka? C'mon.
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He is huge and is a defensive force, with some decent offense thrown in at the opportune moment, and he is the one that ties all the disparate pieces together. Plus he has a funny accent. It fits.
 
JustTheTip said:
This might be the best thing you've ever done in your life, triple k.
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Holy ****, except it's completely unoriginal and he ripped the Star Wars idea right off of me...just taking it a step further with pics. I never neg but this mother ****er is getting negged.

Terrible form, Kinkkkkk.

If anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about, go to page 10 of our current All-Time Players Draft and watch the video I posted.
 
Rubashov said:
Quin as Yoda. Any nominations for Lando? DL for Admiral Ackbar, maybe Dante for Wedge...
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Lyles would've been that stupid ****ing character from Episode 1. Jar Jar Binks. A ****ing goofy ******* that brings nothing to the table. Like Jar Jar, those in charge quickly realized to dump Lyles' ***.
 
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