A serious question
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Archie Moses
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Does GVC's blow up doll count?
freakazoid
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No matter how hot she is, all Laker fans are ugly on the inside.
Run like hell, before that succubus devours your soul.
Run like hell, before that succubus devours your soul.
GVC
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Pretty vanilla, dude.
Is she a real Lakers fan or one that just wants Kobe's nuts? If its the later then yes because it will change and she is just trying to show you that she takes interest in what you like. Therefore, you can convert her by setting her wallpaper on her phone to Sexual Favors......
If she is a real fan and knows the Fisher story and that Walton is really a woman then dump her on site.
If she is a real fan and knows the Fisher story and that Walton is really a woman then dump her on site.
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I am personally of the opinion that her being a Lakers fan could make for a more interesting relationship. I know I always root against the teams that most of my friends root for, just for the hell of it. Intra-family sports-rivalries make for some interesting nights. If she has a great personality, is intelligent, and she is emotionally stable, then I say go for it; looks disintegrate, whereas the other three won't. So don't focus too much on that aspect.
I have seen this girl. Yes, she really is a girl. No, she's not peg-legged, retarded, or handicapped in any way/shape/form. She likely has issues, but since I've only met her once, I can't be sure. She certainly does have two very good reasons to not care if she's a Laker's fan. As well as a wonderfully placed tattoo.
She could be rooting for Satan and his 3rd of the host of Heaven, and I'd still tell Tink to take the money and run. He'll never do better. Ever.
She could be rooting for Satan and his 3rd of the host of Heaven, and I'd still tell Tink to take the money and run. He'll never do better. Ever.
No, show up to the game in a "Fished Lied" shirt instead.
trigg3r
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If you like her then stop being a douche about it and see where it takes you. You aren't getting any younger. More annoying? Yes. Younger? No.
AtheistPreacher
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My identical twin brother is a Rockets fan, and we haven't killed each other. In fact, we get along rather well.
I consider a gf/bf being a fan of a different team to be a good thing. Gives you something meaningless to argue about... which may help deter arguments about things that actually matter. You'll be all argued out over irrelevant crap already.
This. Abso****inglutely this.
Then she wears a Lakers jersey. Be nice smile, buy her some drinks and food. Then take her home. Who really cares if she likes the Lakers? Of all the things that truly matter in this world what team you like is not one of them.
Isn't the whole purpose of being a Jazz fan is to **** Laker fans?
First of all, as a general rule, never pass up booty. Second of all if it is "hot" booty, ride that train until you get tossed off, which you eventually will. This is a mandatory rule that must be followed under all costs. Now for you young guys with pride and morals and other silly rules at this point in your life, discard that false bravado. In 25 years all you meat heads are going to be needing a serious fantasy library in order to survive.
So, Kicky, do what you got to do. Play the hot streak and make exceptional mental notes. You are in the zone, you are Stockton circa 1988 -1991. Don't be a moron. I'd wear a Kobe jersey, yellow tube socks, and a Jerry Buss mask if necessary.
First of all, as a general rule, never pass up booty. Second of all if it is "hot" booty, ride that train until you get tossed off, which you eventually will. This is a mandatory rule that must be followed under all costs. Now for you young guys with pride and morals and other silly rules at this point in your life, discard that false bravado. In 25 years all you meat heads are going to be needing a serious fantasy library in order to survive.
So, Kicky, do what you got to do. Play the hot streak and make exceptional mental notes. You are in the zone, you are Stockton circa 1988 -1991. Don't be a moron. I'd wear a Kobe jersey, yellow tube socks, and a Jerry Buss mask if necessary.
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Grandpa Jazz
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You could try the missionary approach! NO, not that missionary approach.
Just simply ask " What do you know about the Utah Jazz, would you like to know more"?
Of course, that will fail. So then just continue and go where nature takes you.
Just simply ask " What do you know about the Utah Jazz, would you like to know more"?
Of course, that will fail. So then just continue and go where nature takes you.
Depending on the girl and Sirkickyass's ability that may be the better approach.
I'll report back on her insides at a later date.
Apparently she used to go to lots of Suns games with her grandfather and became totally taken with Vladimir Radmanovich. She started rooting for the Lakers while he was on the team.
I doubt she knows the Fisher story.
To be fair, I might look better in the Buss mask.