A serious question

[TheDude]

I'm sure I can win out on the exchange of ideas with the kids. Dad is always more fun than mom. And yes, she's already started naming the kids.

Metta, Pau, and Derek?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

How many kids do you have?

None, why?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

And yes, she's already started naming the kids.

WTF? No one else has a problem with this. Sorry bro, hit it and split it. Sounds like a ****ing psycho.

 

[Stoked]

I can safely say that I will never come to an internet forum for advice on my dating life.

 

[TroutBum]

I love this thread for so many reasons.

 

[sirkickyass]

That's what she said.

But seriously gratz and I have a new found deep respect for Pearl, only thing I'd like to add is see if you instead of saying the lords name, your name just have her yell out "Jazz" instead. I would've said have her yell out Fes's name but then you'd prolly nut too soon.

As much as I love the man that goofy face is the last thing I want to think about when I'm trying to convert athiests into believers.

But what if my current fantasy reel already has a solid rotation of Disney princesses? You can't tell me that Jasmine and Tiana wouldn't make a delicious Trout sandwich.

Jasmine and Tiana would NOT make a delicious Trout sandwich.

When you starting working your way through selected cousins, various non-blood family members, and women eligible for AARP discounts than we will have a serious discussion.

Ms. Pearl's sister still hasn't come around? Stock up on the tube socks and pray for next year in Jerusalem.

What's your point here? Never challenge a hot girl because they'll just break up with you?

It was probably closer to "don't risk losing sex over something that doesn't really matter in the long run." In any event how's the porn addiction going?

WTF? No one else has a problem with this. Sorry bro, hit it and split it. Sounds like a ****ing psycho.

Apparently they'll be named Slade, Cornelius, Sebastian, and Charlie. On the plus side, all boys!

I can safely say that I will never come to an internet forum for advice on my dating life.

And miss out on the Pearl's contributions? That's a poor decision.

I just wish I could unban bordy to get his input.

 

[Stoked]

I don't miss out on Pearl's contributions. One of the reasons I am here.

 

[Bronco70]

I can safely say that I will never come to an internet forum for advice on my dating life.

Your best bet is to carefully read everything Wes Mantooth says on the subject and do the opposite.

He is a good guy, in a noble profession, and very knowledgeable about sports. But his perspective on women and relationships is one of the worst I've ever encountered.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

^

I've had a girlfriend for seven plus years and get laid all the time. Porn's just a hobby.

So wipe the grin off your face because this girl's probably only using you for your money and will dump your *** and take your balls with you once she has her next optometrist's appointment.

 

[GVC]

Slade, Cornelius, Sebastian, and Charlie.

Raising 4 gay strippers should be fun for both of you.

 

[Bronco70]

I've had a girlfriend for seven plus years and get laid all the time.

I believe you. She must be one helluva patient girl.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Your best bet is to carefully read everything Wes Mantooth says on the subject and do the opposite.

He is a good guy, in a noble profession, and very knowledgeable about sports. But his perspective on women and relationships is one of the worst I've ever encountered.

I'm joking dumbass. I am actually very level-headed when it comes to women. If she's hot, intellectually stimulating, challenges him (I find this very important in a person), has good moral fiber, and isn't some uptight dipwad, then who gives a **** if she's a Lakers' fan. **** the **** out of her, treat her well, get to know her more, and slowly manipulate the **** out of her til she's begging you to go to Jazz games.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I believe you. She must be one helluva patient girl.

Funny enough, she was a patient. In a hospital. You wouldn't believe the lack of security in those establishments. But long story short, I snuck into one, one thing led to another, and she's been my sex slave for over seven years now.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

In all seriousness, she is an amazingly patient girl. I'm 36, she's 30, we've dated basically exactly seven years, and she never truly pressures me for a ring, though she's started to a little more.

**** it dude. Let's go bowling.

 

[Beantown]

Raising 4 gay strippers should be fun for both of you.

The sarcasm makes this ststement homophobic.

 

[The Pearl]

I... wow. I really have nothing to add to this. I will, however, shudder a little bit.

How many posts have you read on this board that made YOU shutter and become speechless.

I am still the greatest poster in Jazzfanz history.