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After our win tonight I won't be able to do the quotes until tomorrow night

From RealGM's Thunder board:

Starters started awful, except for C Paul. 2-13 for the other 4.

2 for 9 from the bench.

StEvEN aDaMs WiLl BeNeFiT FrOm RuSs BeInG gOnE.

SGA still at 0 assists. What a design & execution.

Jazz playing meh.

SGA scoring but not doing anything else.

Adams is horrible.

Billy Donovan is an ape. Steven Adams and Dennis schroeder both in the game down the stretch. I guess Dennis Schroeder is the Donovan Mitchell stopper. What a dingbat Donovan is.....

Also Steven Adams looks real bad without Russ spoon feeding him points. But I guess he can grab all those rebounds that Russ was sTeAlInG from him. After all.... that was what was holding him back all these years from being a good player.
 
From RealGM's Thunder board:

Starters started awful, except for C Paul. 2-13 for the other 4.

2 for 9 from the bench.

StEvEN aDaMs WiLl BeNeFiT FrOm RuSs BeInG gOnE.

SGA still at 0 assists. What a design & execution.

Jazz playing meh.

SGA scoring but not doing anything else.

Adams is horrible.

Billy Donovan is an ape. Steven Adams and Dennis schroeder both in the game down the stretch. I guess Dennis Schroeder is the Donovan Mitchell stopper. What a dingbat Donovan is.....

Also Steven Adams looks real bad without Russ spoon feeding him points. But I guess he can grab all those rebounds that Russ was sTeAlInG from him. After all.... that was what was holding him back all these years from being a good player.

Man this is awesome, this is better than Rick James stomping all over Eddie Murphy's couch. **** YOUR COUCH!!!!
 
From Reddit...

Let the Jingling commence!

My body is ready

So we meet again, old foe

Interested to see how Mike Conley looks in Utah

Good, but can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat

I’m so ****ing pumped. No we’re not going to be as good as we’ve been in the past, but I just love the Thunder so much. Feels amazing that they’re back!

Adams going for 25 and 20 tonight!

Starting at Guard, 6’3″ from UCLA, number 0,
RUSSELL WESTBROOK

You can take the Chris Paul out of Houston, but you can't take the Houston out of Chris Paul.

Chris Paul just pulled out the Professor

Got our first "Gober Factor" of the season from Harpring already. Man it feels good to be back

Gobert is schooling Adams right now

We're not good, so..

Adams is going to get so many damn boards this year without Russ stealing 5 away from him every night.

Real talk

Jazz are playing defense. Nephews in shambles

2 Gobert Factors already
You'll be out by halftime if you're playing the drinking game

Schroeder seems to think his middy is as good and Westbrook's in his MVP year.... You aren't that guy Dennis

feel like the jazz could easily be up 20 if they could hit some open 3s

go shai!!!

Wow I'm shocked that this offense looks just as frustratingly aimless as it always has. SHOCKED I tell you. I was told on good authority that it was all Russ' fault.

Are there any fans that stand by Billy Donovan and his "schemes"? I'm honestly curious

Seriously there is NO off ball movement or down screens or anything.

Time for a new coach. A lot of standing around.

Get Schroder the **** outta there. You don't need him when you have CP3 and SGA.

Who else will lead the tank that effectively?

Touche

The r/utahjazz game thread dwarfs this one. I miss the days when there was one game thread and lots of hurt feelings

God damn, even after all this time... CP3 is still my dad.

CP3 is still the ****ing man.

Chris Paul from the Logo

The Point God not doing too bad I see.

CP back to back CRAZY 3’s.

cp3 ladies and gents wow

Adam silver sounds like a bitch

Our offense is still stagnant. One guy isos, big man screens, 3 guys stand around and watch.

I swear, OKC is where shooting goes to die. Unless your name is KD, PG, or CP your jumper WILL disappear

HE SAID IT HE SAID CHURCH LEAGUE

Take a shot

You can watch this stream on buffstreamz.com/watch/nba-9.php

With TOs like that it’s like Russ never left

Ed “All I do is Board” Davis

So the Jazz just decided not to play the second quarter, or what

this tie game feels a lot like utah has kinda checked out and will throttle our asses in the 3rd or 4th quarter.

Shai is absolutely popping off right now

oh look at us. a 3pt shooting team now

Are....are we winning????

How in the hell did Mitchell make that ?

One of the Jazz announcers is a real dolt. Like village idiot level

yeah that's matt harpring for you

Matt Harpring? Yeah, he’s hit or miss. Former Jazzman

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Nice close to the half for Spida

Mitchell reminds me of Russ so much

They're both kind of inefficient shooters. I feel like Mitchell has a better mid range and shooting ceiling, but Russ was and is otherworldly explosiveness. Donovan doesn't have that, despite his hops.

He is like Russ with patience.

It’s game one of the season and the Jazz crowd is louder than the hyped up LA crowd last night by far

You should be used to this insane crowd by now. No more Russ to lose his mind tho

Wheels came off late but that’s going to happen. They’re playing hard and moving the ball and playing defense. All we can ask for going up against one of the conference favorites right out of the gate.

Are we about to see Mitchell take over?

Gobert still schooling Adams

Shai Gorgeous-Alexander is my favorite person no one tell my girl
 
lol bro that's an obvious hack by CP. Never change.

Donovan "6'1"" Mitchell with 12 boards

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i think this Mitchell kid may just be good at bball

Mitchell's superstar campaign is off to a pretty good start.

Mitchell making it look too EZ

donovan might actually end up being a superstar, damn

The process of me becoming an SGA stan has begun

Mitchell's so ****ing good at splitting the defenders

Good Work by Presti. OKC has a squad that compete with the West's most stacked teams and they have 237 draft picks

Damn Mitchell is a killer.

Imagine nights when Mitchell and Conley both get going

MITCHELL ****S

Mitchell with the dagger.

Mitchell legit looking like a young D Wade lmao, and this mf work out with CP3 and Harden too, future killa

Dude if Mitchell is 6'1, Paul is 5'10 at best.

Conley with the new team jitters

I’ma Mitchell fan. Dude can flat out ball.

Mitchell is so clutch dude

Mitchell took over.

Zions Bank, damn he already has his own personal bank

CP must know he fouled him. I think he gets mad because he thinks he hid it well enough to get away with it.

I think Don could be a better receiver than OBJ. Real talk tho

Adams is useless. Waste of $25 million.

he always struggles against gobert

Don't be a baby. Gobert is a baller. No shame in this game.
 
lol bro that's an obvious hack by CP. Never change.

Donovan "6'1"" Mitchell with 12 boards

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i think this Mitchell kid may just be good at bball

Mitchell's superstar campaign is off to a pretty good start.

Mitchell making it look too EZ

donovan might actually end up being a superstar, damn

The process of me becoming an SGA stan has begun

Mitchell's so ****ing good at splitting the defenders

Good Work by Presti. OKC has a squad that compete with the West's most stacked teams and they have 237 draft picks

Damn Mitchell is a killer.

Imagine nights when Mitchell and Conley both get going

MITCHELL ****S

Mitchell with the dagger.

Mitchell legit looking like a young D Wade lmao, and this mf work out with CP3 and Harden too, future killa

Dude if Mitchell is 6'1, Paul is 5'10 at best.

Conley with the new team jitters

I’ma Mitchell fan. Dude can flat out ball.

Mitchell is so clutch dude

Mitchell took over.

Zions Bank, damn he already has his own personal bank

CP must know he fouled him. I think he gets mad because he thinks he hid it well enough to get away with it.

I think Don could be a better receiver than OBJ. Real talk tho

Adams is useless. Waste of $25 million.

he always struggles against gobert

Don't be a baby. Gobert is a baller. No shame in this game.

Sacrilegiously delicious
 
lol bro that's an obvious hack by CP. Never change.

Donovan "6'1"" Mitchell with 12 boards

2 more replies

i think this Mitchell kid may just be good at bball

Mitchell's superstar campaign is off to a pretty good start.

Mitchell making it look too EZ

donovan might actually end up being a superstar, damn

The process of me becoming an SGA stan has begun

Mitchell's so ****ing good at splitting the defenders

Good Work by Presti. OKC has a squad that compete with the West's most stacked teams and they have 237 draft picks

Damn Mitchell is a killer.

Imagine nights when Mitchell and Conley both get going

MITCHELL ****S

Mitchell with the dagger.

Mitchell legit looking like a young D Wade lmao, and this mf work out with CP3 and Harden too, future killa

Dude if Mitchell is 6'1, Paul is 5'10 at best.

Conley with the new team jitters

I’ma Mitchell fan. Dude can flat out ball.

Mitchell is so clutch dude

Mitchell took over.

Zions Bank, damn he already has his own personal bank

CP must know he fouled him. I think he gets mad because he thinks he hid it well enough to get away with it.

I think Don could be a better receiver than OBJ. Real talk tho

Adams is useless. Waste of $25 million.

he always struggles against gobert

Don't be a baby. Gobert is a baller. No shame in this game.

Zions Bank, damn he already has his own personal bank. Lololololol

Dude if Mitchell is 6'1, Paul is 5'10 at best. Truth




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This has degenerated into petty name calling. I'm in my element, dragged @JazzAvenues down to my level and will flog him with experience.

I just want to say the banter back and forth between you and @JazzAvenues was entertaining. We should should start a weekly feature (thread) on Jazzfanz and milk what we can out of this. I'll play moderator, if I can hack it. or stand off to the sideline intently looking for appropriate times to spice things up with well timed, and hopefully clever, quips. Or probably just stand off to the sideline.
 
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