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Also, extend Memo another 3 years.

Also, in the pre-game to the first game of the season...

The lights dim. Anticipation builds as the silence lingers. Suddenly, blaring through the loudspeakers, could it be? Yes! IT'S HARPRING'S MUSIC!

The spotlights focus on the lower bowl as Matt comes barreling down the stairs on a sled, Bear-style, re-shattering both knees in the process. Unfazed, he arrives on the court and tears the #15 off Favors' jersey and holds it up a la Simba much to the delight of the crowd. He grabs a mic, announces that he's back for good, then turns and gives AK a good ol' fashioned back-breaker, all while flinging novelty footballs into the cheering masses with ease.

That's kind of how I picture 2011-2012 starting off.
 
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