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All the reasons Corbin sucks

Complete the phrase Corbin sucks because, with your reason .... Corbin sucks because: Eenie-Meenie says, "he's not a good motivator."

Ok, then, Corbin sucks because _____________
 
Corbin sucks because he loves him some richard jefferson, marvin williams, josh howard, and raja bell

Thats my main issue, though there are alot of things that i could put in the blank
 
Corbin sucks because he has no awareness in game. I truly believe he designs what he is going to do before the game (with rotations, players minutes, etc) and then doesn't have the instinct to make changes in the game. Just like how he removes players once they start making plays and getting a little hot.
 
Corbin sucks because he blames everything on the young players, chalking everything up to the inexperience of youth, and fails to acknowledge that all of his pet-vets this year (with exception of Marvin, barely) were NBA throwaways, not legitimate rotation players who do things the right way.

Corbin sucks because his rotations suck. He constantly subs out players with hot hand (e.g., Kanter was 4/4 to start Boston game, then got subbed out with like 7 minutes left in first and didn't return till halfway through the 2nd, by which time he was ice cold).

Corbin sucks because he thinks good coaching is simply telling his players to "get better."

Corbin sucks because in every interview he sounds like Kermit the Frog saying the same cliche **** about needing to execute, learn from our mistakes, and continue to fight.

Corbin sucks because he is NOT Jeff Hornacek.

Corbin sucks because he was a big reason why we wasted a pick (GSW) and some money (to buy Rudy instead of using GSW) to draft Trey Burke when we could've had Dennis Schroeder (who is willing to punch people in the nuts!)

Corbin sucks because the Millers love him, and have given yhe impression yhat Dennis Lindsey doesn't really have authority to fire him because of their mutual adoration with Ty. If yhis is a rebuild, no one should be untouchable!

Corbin sucks because he is a bad locker room guy (Raja Bell, Paul Millsap, maybe others?)
 
His strengths were supposed to be player development and defense and it appears he sucks at both. CROE 4ROE
 
Corbin sucks because he falls in love with anyone named Jefferson or Williams

Corbin sucks because he honestly believes giving DNP's, sporadic minutes, and position hopping young lottery picks is the right way to access and develop their talent and facilitate their understanding of the NBA game.

Corbin sucks because he always has people ready to make excuses for his crappy coaching and losing record.
 
Ty Corbin sucks because Sidney Lowe (.257 % record as NBA head coach, and .0% in last NBa head gig) is his trusted right-hand man. Despite his record of suckage at the pro level, Ty still believes Sidney understands winning basketball at NBA level.
 
Ok, then, Corbin sucks because _____________ he builds his system around player strengths but has not had any to work with.
 
Corbin sucks because he is not smart enough to be an NBA coach. And by smart I'm not talking about having a 200 IQ, but more being able to learn from mistakes and addressing them (and learning what WORKS and stick to them as well). He has shown zero ability in this regard.
 
Ok, then, Corbin sucks because _____________ he builds his system around player strengths but has not had any to work with.

If Jefferson, Bell, Miles, Howard, et al. didn't have any strengths then why did we expend so much energy justifying why they played while others rode the bench?
 
Corbin sucks because, in the 2013 season, our four most common lineups were 9.7 points worse than the rest of the team

The four most common lineups were outscored by 7 points per 100 possessions. The Jazz's lineups excluding the four most common outscored the opponents by 2.7 points per 100 possessions. This was easily the biggest disparity in the league.
 
Corbin sucks because he pulls players out of the game who are playing well based on dumb rigid substitution patterns

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Corbin sucks because his in-game substitutions don't make sense to even my wife.

How about non-linear dynamics? The geopolitics of Xin's China? The symbolism behind Sufi rituals? I don't mean to defend Corbin, but this argument bothers me. "If someone who knows nothing about the situation agrees with me, then my opinion is proven to be correct". THAT makes no sense.
 
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