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An open letter to Jazz Killer

Awesome alt shower. Refeshping.

... waiting for the MS Paint...

BTW, Greg, I'm about 2 years into your addicts anonymous program -- the one where we slowly let go of our love. I'm not really watching anymore, and I won't by merch from you. Growin up, the Jazz were the one thing that united a fairly divided community, now teh jazz don't you know.
 
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I think this should be printed and hung at every entrance to ESA.
 
This is my all tim favorite jazzfanz rant. frank i hate your frank to tank thread but i love this one. this rep is for you.
 
PointGod_AlecBurks said:
the tony robbins foundation will feed over 2million family's this holliday season, as it did last.

that dude has been spending most of his money on other peoples thanksgiving meals for the longest.

he advertises himself, but uses it for the greater good. in my book hes legit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0mhC2StDrc
 
franklin said:
You want to kill the Jazz, Gorge Maller? Kill it then, you cat fettish freak! Enough with your "I took a bunch of salesfolk classes traininz an stuff I know what I doin" bull ****!

I'm sick of Al Scratch His Head giving prepared answers. Why give an interview to his fans at all?

I'm sick of "no comment KOC". More emphasis on no than Know lately...

Enough with the "Hay, I'm smrt smart enough to copy worldwide boardspeak and not think outside the box nor care about Utah culture or our fans one bit" garbage. Do you really think you're growing a fanbase by mimmicking every other single sports team's business model? ARE YOU ****ING HANDICAPPED? Two legs now, kid.

Remember "Jazz Basketball", Gorge? You know, the thing that made Utah love it? You know, Karl Malone's dedication? Oh, that's right, you don't give a single **** about handing him one single player coaching job. Snub him; go on. It's not like every other great organization has done the opposite with VIRTUALLY EVERY OTHER TOP 50 PLAYERS OF ALL TIME. But no, you are more interested in blogging down King Karl, WHO MADE YOUR ****ING FORTUNE!, a shame of Utah. Good job *******. Smart moove.

Does your dumb *** honestly think Karl Malone's reputation was tarnished by his passion leaking into the media ARE YOU THIS ****ING STUPID? Yeah, a bunch of ignorant Utahns who hate basketball anyway found yet another way to dislike Malone because he wanted a raise while dedicated to staying. Oh, don't mention Malone making your father multimillions; no wonder you hate him being how that investment probably cost you the newest model Kia out at the time.... Do you honestly think being a human being ruined him even though we still love him while seeing you as a side show? Eh puppet?



Let us go round two since you're so sensitive on the MAILman. Plenty of people were turned off by John Stockton's alleged cold shouldering of fans. He demanded a ball back in practice from fans in the stadium who were lucky enough to be there, and even luckier to catch the damn thing. He didn't sign enough autographs blah blah. He worked too damn hard at his craft to kiss every single one of our babies just seconds after delivery and was insultive about doctors not washing them first...

Does your getting eaten alive by Ken Garff and Murdoch *** honestly think this is what fans hate? CAN ANYONE TRULY BE THIS DENSE? IT'S UTAH, DUMB ***!

Your stupid *** has turned Jazz fans against virtually every single non-youngster on the roster. Gongrats *******. Keep up the non-personal, we don't give a **** about emotion 101 sales class push it until you break it and bankrupt the program attitude. Really, guy. Good job empire killah.

One final word: Do you really believe running this ******** to the point of fans hating on Paul Millsap and Earl Watson of all people is healthy for your stupid ****ing empire? It's Paul ****ing Millsap! He is everything Jazz fanz love about Jazz basketball, and you're going to **** on him in the name of some stupid ****ing Tony Robbins book manual your father made you read at age 12?

****. YOU!
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I can't see a scenario under which I don't rep this.
 
Who is Gorge Maller?
And what was said about Paul Millsap? I'm totally lost.

But nice rant, franklin. Another fan is pushed over the edge. It's a shame all the asylums have been closed in this country because we really need to send some of those nice young men in their clean white coats to franklin's house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-lJZiqZaGA
 
Greg Miller said:
If you haven't noticed, daddy successfully squeezed an extra $11,000,000.00 in revenue sharing from the league each season. Do you even know how much money that actually is? Of course you don't you broke bottom feeding wannabe GM thug. Should I mention that is in addition to the luxury tax pool that I am lobbying to have sent to small markets? We are rolling in league cash and I no longer need snively little bitch fans like you anymore franklin. Good riddance!
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Yeah dumbass? You realize you have to hit revenue benchmarks to get the new revenue sharing pool, right? Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't know considering Randy Rigby going on air to show his own ignorance of the Collective Bargaining agreement. How is your president of un-basketball operations that clueless?

Is "go green" at ESA your new keyword for that empty stadium? Good luck getting a dime of that revenue pool dip ****.
 
After having worked at a Larry H Miller car dealership I can assure you anyone involved in the selling of new or used vehicles is dirty as a mother ****er. I never met Larry. but I cannot imagine him gaining that much success through car dealerships without being a shady *** mother ****ing *** hole. Greg is just more obvious/clueless about it.
 
Lion's Roar said:
I don't know what is happening. No idea. Anyone care to explain?
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The Alec Burks interview snapped me. "We need to get better", "It's just one game", "We're looking forward to the next game, one game at a time".

Take the shackles off their mouths and give me real people speaking anything besides a prepared transcript. Isn't sports all about passion and emotion? Why the hell would you create a bunch of drones who are hard to like and easy to hate then?

There isn't a single player on this squad that we can attach to. Not one. Fans need players to love through thick and thin, players who are real people and who work their asses off on the court. We don't need 15 "It's one game" clones staring at the designated locker room point on the wall while they give their so-called post game interviews. Can you at least recognize the people you're addressing instead of staring off into oblivion while reciting the lines you learned in media 101 class?

No real people, garbage team, head coach with no passion or spine, leading scorer who can't make a pass to wide open shooters until he's double teamed and they are covered, leading scorer who can't set a pick that results in a play for anyone but himself, seemingly disenfranchised Millsap and the rest of the team that quits on Jeffyball since there's no use wasting the energy praying for a pass, a shakeup is playing the geriatric ward more minutes...

DOT DOT DOT, GREG, DOT DOT DOT...
 
Anyone know where I can get a replay of last night's game online? Corbin's Jeffyball is my bitch and I got some work to do.
 
Well, I don't watch jazz games for a reason.

This organization is just not good enough. They will have a chance to fix their near future this offseason, but I don't trust them.
 
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