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An open letter to Jazz Killer

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You my dawg, Al. You know dis. You see a shot, take it.
 
You want to kill the Jazz, Gorge Maller? Kill it then, you cat fettish freak! Enough with your "I took a bunch of salesfolk classes traininz an stuff I know what I doin" bull ****!

I'm sick of Al Scratch His Head giving prepared answers. Why give an interview to his fans at all?

I'm sick of "no comment KOC". More emphasis on no than Know lately...

Enough with the "Hay, I'm smrt smart enough to copy worldwide boardspeak and not think outside the box nor care about Utah culture or our fans one bit" garbage. Do you really think you're growing a fanbase by mimmicking every other single sports team's business model? ARE YOU ****ING HANDICAPPED? Two legs now, kid.

Remember "Jazz Basketball", Gorge? You know, the thing that made Utah love it? You know, Karl Malone's dedication? Oh, that's right, you don't give a single **** about handing him one single player coaching job. Snub him; go on. It's not like every other great organization has done the opposite with VIRTUALLY EVERY OTHER TOP 50 PLAYERS OF ALL TIME. But no, you are more interested in blogging down King Karl, WHO MADE YOUR ****ING FORTUNE!, a shame of Utah. Good job *******. Smart moove.

Does your dumb *** honestly think Karl Malone's reputation was tarnished by his passion leaking into the media ARE YOU THIS ****ING STUPID? Yeah, a bunch of ignorant Utahns who hate basketball anyway found yet another way to dislike Malone because he wanted a raise while dedicated to staying. Oh, don't mention Malone making your father multimillions; no wonder you hate him being how that investment probably cost you the newest model Kia out at the time.... Do you honestly think being a human being ruined him even though we still love him while seeing you as a side show? Eh puppet?



Let us go round two since you're so sensitive on the MAILman. Plenty of people were turned off by John Stockton's alleged cold shouldering of fans. He demanded a ball back in practice from fans in the stadium who were lucky enough to be there, and even luckier to catch the damn thing. He didn't sign enough autographs blah blah. He worked too damn hard at his craft to kiss every single one of our babies just seconds after delivery and was insultive about doctors not washing them first...

Does your getting eaten alive by Ken Garff and Murdoch *** honestly think this is what fans hate? CAN ANYONE TRULY BE THIS DENSE? IT'S UTAH, DUMB ***!

Your stupid *** has turned Jazz fans against virtually every single non-youngster on the roster. Gongrats *******. Keep up the non-personal, we don't give a **** about emotion 101 sales class push it until you break it and bankrupt the program attitude. Really, guy. Good job empire killah.

One final word: Do you really believe running this ******** to the point of fans hating on Paul Millsap and Earl Watson of all people is healthy for your stupid ****ing empire? It's Paul ****ing Millsap! He is everything Jazz fanz love about Jazz basketball, and you're going to **** on him in the name of some stupid ****ing Tony Robbins book manual your father made you read at age 12?

****. YOU!

Usually after reading something like this, I'd call you a girl or accuse you of drinking too much, but not this day. Yesterday I turned the game off for the first time and didn't even bother to turn the game back on. I want Al gone, and a damn pg brought in and Ty thrown out on the street. I don't understand why we play less talented lineups. I don't understand the support and vote of confidence Ty has received from Management. Wish at some poit Greg would blow up on this team like Larry would, but I'm not sure he cares like his dad did.

Last night it got so bad for me that I came to one conclusion.......... I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I don't want this team to make the playoffs. Missing the playoffs to me seems to be the only way we will get Burke or another one of those pg's. This team is a dump Al, and an acquired stud Playmaking pg from being really good. I'm so sick of seeing either Watson or Tinsley getting minutes, taking them away from Burks or Carroll, and really Starvin Marvin continues to start, and will probably start next year making Carroll one of my favorit players sign else where, and after letting Matthews go, we can't afford to lose Carroll as well.

Unless things change soon I will no longer post in the game threads don't see the point when I want them to lose! during games, infact I will probably start tuning in late when the backups come in. I don't get it aren't we suppose to be nervous when the backups come in? Now I feel relief when they are in, and get nervous when Al comes in.

I've always been the one saying calm down it will get better be patient, well my patience has run it's course.

In the end I feel we can contend for a championship in the future, but not sure Ty or management will allow it. This is a big reason I turned the game off. Something just clicked in me, as I thought this, and got pissed. I don't post much in the general forum, but maybe I should.
 
The Alec Burks interview snapped me. "We need to get better", "It's just one game", "We're looking forward to the next game, one game at a time".

Take the shackles off their mouths and give me real people speaking anything besides a prepared transcript. Isn't sports all about passion and emotion? Why the hell would you create a bunch of drones who are hard to like and easy to hate then?

There isn't a single player on this squad that we can attach to. Not one. Fans need players to love through thick and thin, players who are real people and who work their asses off on the court. We don't need 15 "It's one game" clones staring at the designated locker room point on the wall while they give their so-called post game interviews. Can you at least recognize the people you're addressing instead of staring off into oblivion while reciting the lines you learned in media 101 class?

No real people, garbage team, head coach with no passion or spine, leading scorer who can't make a pass to wide open shooters until he's double teamed and they are covered, leading scorer who can't set a pick that results in a play for anyone but himself, seemingly disenfranchised Millsap and the rest of the team that quits on Jeffyball since there's no use wasting the energy praying for a pass, a shakeup is playing the geriatric ward more minutes...

DOT DOT DOT, GREG, DOT DOT DOT...

no kidding right!!! what ever happened to the players calling each other out for sucking. dwill did it best when he told boozer to man up and play the game like a big. we need a real team captain to do the same. we dont need 3 team captains chosen by and indecisive coach to p**sy foot around what is actually going wrong. We need a player who will be a real leader. and leaders do something very important to for a team. THE FREAKING LEAD)
 
Unfortunately, a BIG part of the problem lies with the man in charge. Yet, if a player were to be brave enough to proclaim that the emperor has no clothes, he'd get "Brailleroaded" and have NO chance of EVER seeing PT.
 
Unfortunately, a BIG part of the problem lies with the man in charge. Yet, if a player were to be brave enough to proclaim that the emperor has no clothes, he'd get "Brailleroaded" and have NO chance of EVER seeing PT.

Then I guess it is good that the player who said it did not deserve playing time.
 
Greg Miller said:
If you haven't noticed, daddy successfully squeezed an extra $11,000,000.00 in revenue sharing from the league each season. Do you even know how much money that actually is? Of course you don't you broke bottom feeding wannabe GM thug. Should I mention that is in addition to the luxury tax pool that I am lobbying to have sent to small markets? We are rolling in league cash and I no longer need snively little bitch fans like you anymore franklin. Good riddance!

Yeah dumbass? You realize you have to hit revenue benchmarks to get the new revenue sharing pool, right? Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't know considering Randy Rigby going on air to show his own ignorance of the Collective Bargaining agreement. How is your president of un-basketball operations that clueless?

Is "go green" at ESA your new keyword for that empty stadium? Good luck getting a dime of that revenue pool dip ****.

^ This. This is where I got lost....Sooooooo, is this really what Greg Miller wrote to you, or something? Or, is this just you making up stories so you can have an argument with yourself??
 
Yes chawx, it's Greg and he loves me.

Greg Miller said:
franklin you stop posting all these illegal screen shots of copywrited NBA material immediately. Stop making us look like useless fools by showing failure step by step, or I'll sue your *** and take your precious jazzfanz.com down in the process. Don't you know what you're doing to this franchise? I cannot allow this facade to continue any longer and will bring the furry of 10,000 hungry car salesmen down upon you if I have to!

Copywrited?

Not now Gorge. I'm only interested in dealing with Corbin directly. Have him contact or STFU. Meanwhile, send me that hundo your father still owes me for the last car I sold at his dealership. TIA.
 
I have just realized that franklin is the hypnotic all powerful leader of Jazzfanz


If anybody else had written this piece, they would have been written off in a second. Called a troll, an idiot, and every other name in the book. Can you imagine if this was posted by MissionAccomplished? No way would it recieved the love that is has.

Props to you franklin for having that quality and being able to convince people of whatever you want. Its down right amazing.

Personally I liked it myself. I've been tired of the Jazz approach for years. But I know for a fact my opinion has been met with great opposition by members of this forum. The prevailing mindset here has always been, attack whoever questions the organization.

I just find it interesting how some people dont really seem to have an opnion of their own. Its just like politics here. Its think whatever the leaders of your party tell you to, and it would seem franklin is one of the leaders of the forum, if not the sole leader.

Way to go, you ****ing genius. Just dont use your powers for evil, ok?
 
Are all great players hired by their former teams?

It's not like every other great organization has done the opposite with VIRTUALLY EVERY OTHER TOP 50 PLAYERS OF ALL TIME.

This sort of player nepotism occurs but not at the rate you suggest, probably less than half based on a quick sampling, for example:

MJ went to Wizards then Bobcats, not Bulls
Barkley worked for ESPN, not the Sixers or Suns
Chamberlain did not work for the Warriors, sizers or lakers
Drexler worked for univ of houston, not the Blazers or Rockets
Dr J was not employed by the Nets or Sixers
Ewing was employed by Magic, not the Knicks

Jazz should hire Malone if they think he can be an effective coach, fit the management culture, and help them win games. I doubt he fits the culture since he tends to not be able to filter what is on his mind, therefore I don't think he will be trusted.
 
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