Avril Lavigne finally split with Chad Krueger!!!

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Ya but do you want to **** avril? That's what this thread is all about

If I had a list of people I wanted to bang, I imagine she wouldn't even be in the top 1,000,000.

 

[fishonjazz]

If I had a list of people I wanted to bang, I imagine she wouldn't even be in the top 1,000,000.

To each their own.
I wouldn't turn her down

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

To each their own.
I wouldn't turn her down

Well of course I wouldn't turn her down, but I'm not rolling out the red carpet either. I might buy her some boxed wine, she is on that level.

 

[fishonjazz]

Well of course I wouldn't turn her down, but I'm not rolling out the red carpet either. I might buy her some boxed wine, she is on that level.

Lol

 

[Dr. Jones]

Well of course I wouldn't turn her down, but I'm not rolling out the red carpet either. I might buy her some boxed wine, she is on that level.

Tell the truth, have you ever ripped open a bagel?

 

[Gameface]

What's your favourite Avril Lavigne song?

I wouldn't have thought, given your convictions, that you'd be celebrating a divorce. But I guess when it gives a little extra life to your alone time fantasies it's worth it?

 

[♪alt13]

One Love's creep factor has multiplied by a factor of about 100 in this thread. I didn't think that could happen.

There is a reason I call him Kink

 

[Stifle Tower]

You cant grunt through everything in life!

Unless you're a tennis player or a porn star.

 

[The Midnight]

Unless you're a tennis player or a porn star.

Valid point there.. lol

 

[RandyForRubio]

OL ignoring GF is awfully cute.

 

[The Midnight]

OL ignoring GF is awfully cute.

Well my original post started with the phrase "A real shame..." and he took that as a "celebration".


So yeah I'm just gonna ignore him.

 

[franklin]

Nickleback sure are successful for a band that every single person says they totally hate them and would never listen to them. Must be voodoo. Only explanation.

Or pop music???

 

[franklin]

To each their own.
I wouldn't turn her down

I wouldn't turn a lot of women down.
Doesn't mean I wouldn't blame the beer goggles the next day.

 

[franklin]

My hotness scale is how long it would take to jerk off too. Anvil Lagine would be at least 75 minutes before I finally gave up and found a bagel and some cream cheese.

 

[The Midnight]

My hotness scale is how long it would take to jerk off too. Anvil Lagine would be at least 75 minutes before I finally gave up and found a bagel and some cream cheese.

Wow, ok, really? Who would be at the top of your hotness scale?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Unless you're a tennis player or a porn star.

Or your mom

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Wow, ok, really? Who would be at the top of your hotness scale?

Your mom

 

[franklin]

Wow, ok, really? Who would be at the top of your hotness scale?

The dancers in your sig would be miles ahead of her in a Boston Marathon.

 

[The Midnight]

The dancers in your sig would be miles ahead of her in a Boston Marathon.

I'm still amazed they are Jazz dancers... we definitely got lucky that year.

 

[Gameface]

I'm still amazed they are Jazz dancers... we definitely got lucky that year.

Newsflash, there are hot girls at the grocery store in your neighborhood right this very minute. They're literally everywhere. Don't be so superficial and you'll see it.