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https://www.reddit.com/r/timberwolv...t_game_thread_wolves_fall_to_the_jazz_112103/
https://minnesotasports.enjin.com/m...id/29032592-turning-corner-jazz-at-wolves-gdt
https://minnesotasports.enjin.com/f...2592-turning-corner-jazz-at-wolves-gdt/page/1
https://www.canishoopus.com/2016/11/28/13771386/wolves-look-to-find-groove-against-jazz#comments


Jesus ****ing Christ KAT make your layups.

Why does God hate Minnesota?

Utah runs a really pretty offense. They could easily have 25 already if they weren’t missing so many easy shots.

Do we even look to box out/go for defensive rebounds? Can't count how many times I've seen 3-4 wolves by the basket yet one jazz gets the board...

Rudy is pretty good

Just think if Utah had Burks and Favors

Being Goberted right now

Gobert a one man wrecking machine on the glass

Gobert is feasting

lol Joe Ingles and Jeff Withey are schooling us

Quinn Snyder has definitely killed multiple hookers, right?

Jazz pass well.

Trade Wiggins for Inggles

Every NBA team pre-1981 had at least one player who looked like Joe Ingles..
League rule

SCOUTING HAYWARD
• cute as hell
• that hair
• meow

ref is prolly a mormon

Quinn Snyder will never get fired because the F.O fears for their lives if they tell him the bad news

Towns got lost in Haywards dreamy eyes, not even contesting

Gobert has dominated this game. His mere presence in the paint has been a major factor. I don't understand why Thibs doesn't adjust and get Bjelly and KAT out there together to spread the floor and play pick and pop with Rubio, Wiggins, and LaVine. That will force Gobert to stay out on the perimeter. Dieng's range is fairly limited so it allows Gobert to just plant his *** in the paint and wait on us.

Utah just scored 38 points in that 4th quarter. I mean, this is from one of the slowest paced teams in the league that is average at best offensively (defense is their calling card). Embarrassing!

Quinn will let the team eat tonight now

▼Jazz shot 34 free throws (!) and 50% from the field. if they hadn’t missed all their threes, this would have been over by halftime
 
LOL. Everyone thinks our Coach is a scary MF/psychopathic hooker serial killer...I guess that's better than Kermit the Frog.
 
SCOUTING HAYWARD
• cute as hell
• that hair
• meow

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The person who has a crush on Hayward is my favorite part.
 
Quinn Snyder has definitely killed multiple hookers, right?



SCOUTING HAYWARD
• cute as hell
• that hair
• meow



Quinn Snyder will never get fired because the F.O fears for their lives if they tell him the bad news

Towns got lost in Haywards dreamy eyes, not even contesting


Quinn will let the team eat tonight now

These are the best ones. Hilarious. Well done minnesota.
 
Had to add a couple of these to my sig.

OP repped.
 
here are a couple more i found on reddit:

"I realize Gobert is a monster to deal with but can we box him out once in awhile"
&
"The Jazz head coach looks like a James Bond villain"

oh and i just found this one:

"Quinn Snyder's hair is dapper AF"
Sent from my iPhone using JazzFanz mobile app
 
"Quinn Snyder has definitely killed multiple hookers, right?"

"Quinn Snyder's hair is dapper AF"

"Quinn will let the team eat tonight now"



Quin Bundy
 
"jazz pass well"

That one hit me, as I was not noticing how much better we are this year. Remember all the lame passes last year, especially all the lazy ones out front that got picked for easy scores? Not so much this year.
 
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