Best Way to contact Karl Malone?

[Lakers_Slapper]

If the Rogaine didnt work for him 15 years ago, its not going to work now. He tried it then, it failed and made the rest of "what little hair he had left" fall out. Karl is sick and tired of your advances in technology. He want you to go away! But I heard through the grapevine John Stockton is interested in a commercial advertising athletic shorts for Baby Gap, maybe you should try him!

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I ran into Karl while buying Shape-ups.
Maybe you should try that.

 

[mtnbayou]

He lives down the street from me, i`m thinking of polishing his bronze elk in his front yard - maybe he`ll come out and chat or shoot me, then I might could get a word or two in for you.

 

[moevillini]

MODS...
Can we please move all the Karl Malone or Karl Malone related threads to General NBA where they belong. I think it will help move things along.

Fesenko is dominating the paint now. I love it. Time to win some 'chips!!!!!!!



Just kidding chitown!

Really though, I think it should be "Time to win some 'ships!" Aren't chips what you win in Gameface's basement?

Or is it time to try a new sport?



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[Scat]

I'm surprised that there has been no mention of 13 year old Mexican girls yet... or 13 year olds in general.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Ask Isiah Thomas.. He knew how to get Malone's "contact"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUy8zA23yRU

What ever you do don't ask David Robinson he's out right now.

 

[akirac73]

If it's for anything regarding "Dancing with the Stars" or as a guest judge on "American Idol", I'll tell you again like I've told your people before... I'm not at liberty to divulge Karl's personal information at this time. As Karl's assistant, I would also like to mention that I'm getting a little sick and tired of you big city people clogging up my cell phones and whatnot.

Karl currently has a busy schedule of 'rastlin' gators and other large wildlife in Louisiana while eating many buckets of Popeye's chicken and does not wish to be disturbed, especially during mating season... the females get a little extra aggressive during that time and Karl likes it when they fight back more.

Thank you,

Sorry...no true Louisiana native eat's Popeyes chicken. That's like Mexicans choosing to to to Taco Bell for authentic Mexican cuisine.

 

[Hitman]

Create a Facebook account and pretend you're a 13 year-old girl. He'll contact you soon enough.