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Black Jesus Returns: The Washington Jail Food @ Our Utah Jazz. 3/31, 7PM Mountain on Root

David Stern

David Stern

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Lord Fat Boris and the almighty Churro have heard our humble cries, and rewarded us with two straight victories due to our humility before them. The churro previously silenced the haters with a 30 point victory, powered by the strength of Boris' fatness. Up next into the slaughterhouse: The Washington Jail Food, who are led by:

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Marcin "please don't strike me with your Polish Hammer" Gortat.....

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John "Undead" Wall...

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Marty McFly....

ANDDDDD

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BLACK JESUS IN HIS TRIUMPANT RETURN!

(where he scores 0 points on 0-3 shooting from the field, 2 fouls and a -12 in 3 minutes of game action.. or maybe gets a DNP. Probably the DNP.)

As they take on....
The one....
The only.....
Utah Jazz! Led by:

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Gordon "stick it in there" Hayward....

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Shelvin "George Who?" Mack....

ANDDDDDDD

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FAT BORIS!!!

Did you know?
In his last game, Boris ate more doughnuts during game action (12) then he scored points (11)

Praises be unto Boris, and the Almighty Churro:

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GO JAZZ!
 
Nice thread, but I wish we'd stop with the stupid titles.
 
ONE LOVE said:
Did you see that photo with Churros dipped in chocolate sauce?



I thought you said you can't get that in the US?
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You said that a churro is one of the richest desserts. I responded that it wasn't because it's just fried dough with some sugar and cinnamon. I never said that a mysterious force prevents chocolate from getting on churros.
 
Siro said:
You said that a churro is one of the richest desserts. I responded that it wasn't because it's just fried dough with some sugar and cinnamon. I never said that a mysterious force prevents chocolate from getting on churros.
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You guys are ****ed, page after page of grown men worshipping a fried stick. Going on about it like its ****ing crème brulee or something, I understand the love of fat Boris, a man his size probably has his own gravitational pull.
 
Siro said:
You said that a churro is one of the richest desserts. I responded that it wasn't because it's just fried dough with some sugar and cinnamon. I never said that a mysterious force prevents chocolate from getting on churros.
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Someone's having a bad week. I get it. And the title of threads making us look bad is just silly. Sorry but true.
 
I am *here* for the #rallychurro


and He, BJB. My heart wishes him the best. But go jazz.
 
I am looking forward to the epic match-up between Trey and Exum.

Battle of the Bust!

Maybe play them for 34 minutes each and make Dennis O'Lindsey and the Scouting Department watch.
 
mellow said:
I am looking forward to the epic match-up between Trey and Exum.

Battle of the Bust!

Maybe play them for 34 minutes each and make Dennis O'Lindsey and the Scouting Department watch.
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Burke has played 7 minutes in teh last 18 games.
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
Burke has played 7 minutes in teh last 18 games.
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I don't think he was expecting or predicting that Burke would play that much. I think he was making a joke and saying wizard's coach and quin should each play exum and Burke 34 minutes so our gms have to watch.

Pretty sure he knows that Burke won't play much.
 
fishonjazz said:
I don't think he was expecting or predicting that Burke would play that much. I think he was making a joke and saying wizard's coach and quin should each play exum and Burke 34 minutes so our gms have to watch.

Pretty sure he knows that Burke won't play much.
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Burks wont play...
 
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