Boozer Seeking Mentor Role on Playoff Contender

[Saint Cy of JFC]

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/carlo...return-185530263.html?soc_src=mail&soc_trk=ma

Had to post it lol.

 

[Stifle Tower]

What will he teach, Cursing 101? How to have fun while kicking back on the DL? What not to allegedly leave in the hallway when expecting a food delivery?

 

[Lost_Jazz_Fan]

He would clearly teach how to yell out at his teammates to "Grab it" when referring to a loose rebound. Duh.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Boozer has always been consistent... All about gettin dem checks.

 

[Siro]

We need someone to teach the guys how to get paid, or how to save their energy by not playing defense. I'm all for it.

 

[kabenac]

Matador defense 101. Screaming when he dunks.

So much happier with Favors at PF.

 

[seattlejazzfan]

Hysterical

 

[Stoked]

lol

He is a good energy guy that hustles. Plenty of teams need that but he is not the voice of experience for playoff teams.

 

[Ron Mexico]

I think he could be really helpful in teaching our young guys how to paint your hair on when you get older. He could teach them a thing or two about yelling AND 1 after every shot regardless if it goes in or you are fouled. He could teach them how to nurse a minor hamstring injury for a really long time. He could teach them how to shoot over a guy holding a broom. He could teach them how to move out of the way on defense but point for your teammates to see the spot you moved from. He could teach them how to step up against Houston but disappear against Lakers. He could teach them how to pretend you tripped and fell but really punched the wall or a person in the off-season and break your hand. Most importantly he could show them how to punch a ref in the nuts as hard as you can while pretending it was an accidental celebration.

 

[slc]

Is he still playing?

 

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[Deleted member 95]

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[thebrazilianzz]

There is a really tall guy playing church ball on my stake. We could use a tall forward to guard him.

Do you think Boozer might consider moving to Brazil? I can teach him how to yell in portuguese.

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[str8line]

Ha ha! I never saw that. Holy **** that is hilarious.

 

[Deleted member 848]

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I logged in just to rep you (been busy lately) and it's asking me to spread it.

FOH JFC

 

[mellow]

Wait, is he searching for a mentor, or he wants to become one?

 

[JazzForLifee]

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this is ****ing hilarious lolol


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[ncoloradojazz]

Boozer has many faults but he is the Last all star free agent signing the Jazz had right? And look at how he is treated and mocked around here. No wonder Utah is such a hot free agent choice.