Boozer's Boys

[Saint Cy of JFC]

So supposedly Carlos Boozer has twins who are legit as basketball.


View: https://twitter.com/SCNext/status/1517173757957316610


If we do the likely route of flaming out this year in the playoffs, trading Gobert away and attempting to re-tool around Mitchell, we will have 3 more years of Mitchell under contract.

We play mediocre ****** basketball around Mitchell for a single year, the writing is on the wall and we trade for the future. We suck *** and get a top pick in the 2024 draft then suck *** again and draft the Boozer twins.


This is the future.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Also I imagine when Boozer nutted in his wife he yelled "AND ONE!!!!!!" and he got twins.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Also imagine having a twin brother but dude is nearly half a foot taller than you. I'd be pissed.

 

[cowhide]

Jazz usually end up with the least talented twin.

 

[fishonjazz]

Also I imagine when Boozer nutted in his wife he yelled "AND ONE!!!!!!" and he got twins.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Forget post of the thread. This might be post of the year!

 

[SteakNEggs]

Also I imagine when Boozer nutted in his wife he yelled "AND ONE!!!!!!" and he got twins.

Damnit I was going to crack wise about the "and one".

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Ahhh another 7 years of a Boozer yelling and one after every layup or dunk, awesome!!!!

 

[The Fresh Prince]

I remember his "That's intentional as a mf" he screamed in that Lakers series when AK got fouled hard. He also screamed out "AYE!", "GET IN THERE!" and 20 million other ad libs.boozer was a treat when we had him.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

Also imagine having a twin brother but dude is nearly half a foot taller than you. I'd be pissed.

It's like Arnold and Devito in Twins. The younger one has the sideshow hair goin on, he's most likely the serial killer among the two.

 

[akirac73]

Kids could be playing for the Jazz, Dad could be an assistant coach or make commercials for Best Buy.

 

[r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t]

Also I imagine when Boozer nutted in his wife he yelled "AND ONE!!!!!!" and he got twins.

Unbelievable. No way you didn't steal this off someone else.