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BREAKING NEWS!!! in the world of produce, game changer

Also have yet to taste aN unadulterated apple for which I was like"Now that's an apple!". Apples are almost aways meh

You want to create a great apple. Here's my suggestion

1)Get that impossible burger blood in there
2) add nicotine(**** the bees)
3) add caffeine
4) pair it with an apple cider that tastes more like booze and less like ****ing apples

Best apple ever!
 
^let's do that to avocados too! Damn I want to eat a highly addictive bleeding avocado.

With a Corona
 
Siro said:
Check out this crazy watermelon I got last month.

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That’s called pineapple.
 
MVP said:
We need a poll on this one. What do you guys see - an *** or a dick?
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I saw a nice curvey ***. But now that you've brought it to my attention, I can see how that can be an underview of a dick.
 
addictionary said:
Frankly, I hate red apples. The sourer the merrier.
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Do they have yellow apples in Turkey? I bet they do, since they're all over the place in Syria. I don't like those. But I do like sour green apples. I like sour things in general.
 
Siro said:
Do they have yellow apples in Turkey? I bet they do, since they're all over the place in Syria. I don't like those. But I do like sour green apples. I like sour things in general.
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Of course. Turkey is very rich in fruit and vegetables variations. You can find about 3-4 different apple types minimum in every about supermarket.
 
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