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BREAKING NEWS: Jazz star rookie Gordon Hayward gets hair cut

I heard he trimmed a bit off the top and glued it to his face; if he can't grow the real thing to look tough for the Thugget's match, he decided to do the next best thing.
 
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hayward is like Sampson. Cut his hair and he loses all his skills. So who was the Delilah that seduced him into cutting off his manhood?
 
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I heard he trimmed a bit off the top and glued it to his face; if he can't grow the real thing to look tough for the Thugget's match, he decided to do the next best thing.

Or maybe he got it from other parts of his body. Since Jazz players cant have headbands they cant let it grow to long.
 
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