BREAKING RUMOR - Jazz looking too...

[Jerry Lundegaard]

...switch from single-ply toilet paper to double-ply toilet paper at team offices. Reports out of the facility indicate Kevin O'Connor, Randy Rigby and Tyrone Corbin are all in favor of the switch while Walt Perrin couldn't give a ****.

 

[Dr. Jones]

No SHI*???!?!??!!?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Man, terrible decision. Two ply rocks. It's like floating on a magic carpet ride.

 

[Shaggy]

I know for a fact KOC,RR and whoever this Tyrone Corbin guy is, uses Huggies Wet Wipes!

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

This thread is mierda

 

[Stifle Tower]

Well as long as they don't decide to go Euro or South American. As much as I love traveling, I never look forward to wiping my butt with the coarse paper you find in many countries. You know, with the little brown flecks - after a few swipes you feel like you've gone a couple of rounds [edited by moderator]

 

[pappyman]

Well as long as they don't decide to go Euro or South American. As much as I love traveling, I never look forward to wiping my butt with the coarse paper you find in many countries. You know, with the little brown flecks - after a few swipes you feel like you've gone a couple of rounds [edited by moderator]

Wow. A Gay joke. That's hilarious. I know I'm rolling on the ground right now. I personally know several homosexual men and I think that they are upstanding citizens and people. But sure, keep making fun of them.

 

[write4u]

Finally, proof that the Jazz don't eat **** ...

 

[Stifle Tower]

Wow. A Gay joke. That's hilarious. I know I'm rolling on the ground right now. I personally know several homosexual men and I think that they are upstanding citizens and people. But sure, keep making fun of them.

As do I. I work with several. And none would ever accuse me of being biased or homophobic. Geez, I've made a joke about Mormons as well in the last couple of days. Lighten up. Learn to laugh and not take everything as an attack.

 

[Jerry Lundegaard]

Let's not derail this thread. I want the morning crowd to enjoy this breaking rumor.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

I don't see this as a major need there's nothing wrong with single-ply. It's a rumor nothing more nothing less.

 

[Bronco70]

Single ply drove away Sloan.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

Really I would have thought the jazz brass would go with bidet' toilets. Hey and don't knock the wet wipes.

 

[moevillini]

probably a cost cutting move so they can resign kirilenko

 

[moevillini]

and in honor of the reclusive Vinylone, i'd like to dedicate this post to his BWFA thread on the now-imploded old Jazzfanz message board



(too bad this isn't Twitter, I could add a couple ## hash tags and try to get some trending topics started)

 

[Kingju1ce]

Wow. A Gay joke. That's hilarious. I know I'm rolling on the ground right now. I personally know several homosexual men and I think that they are upstanding citizens and people. But sure, keep making fun of them.

I don't want to derail anything...especially with this awesome thread that has developed...but I have to ask...so did gay people change the way they "do it"? Otherwise the comment wasn't a gay-bashing joke. Just stating that Amaechi is a big dude and if one was to go "several rounds" with him...it would be bad. I think that statement was as accurate as one could assume...maybe someone who was gay would agree...for the record, good toilet paper ranks at the very top of my priorities. Water, food, toilet paper (as a result of the food), shelter...so umm...go Jazz?