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jazzman12 said:
I'll start with the poems:

Roses are red
Spazz is a geek
BYU's ranking
Only lasted 1 week
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Utes are inbred
Jazzman's a freak
BYU's ranked
"U" are not... even close

yea, I know it needs some work, and it's nowhere near original... but it's a start.

Thanks for trying to cheer me up guyz.
 
Jan Jorgensen is NOT living right.

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Utah Man

I am a Utah man, sir and I like to smoke the green.
Our gang it is the poly-ist that you have ever seen.
Our coeds are the fattest and each one’s in love with Star.
Our yell, you hear it ringing through Pioneer park and the bar.

Chorus:
Who am I, sir, a Utah wo-man am I:
A Utah woman, sir, and have been since 04: Ki! Ki!
We like to snuff: we are fake tuff.
We like to scream and cuss.
No other gang of college women dare meet us in the WUSS.
So fill your lungs and warble it out blurt it to the pie in the sky.
We'll nurse for dear old crimson for.....
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And when we prom the avenue, all lined up in a row.
And arm in arm and cheek to cheek as down the street we go.
No matter if a freshman green, or in a senior's gown,
The people all admit we are the softest gang in town.

Chorus:
Who am I, sir, a Utah wo-man am I:
A Utah woman, sir, and have been since 04: Ki! Ki!
We like to snuff: we are fake tuff.
We like to scream and cuss.
No other gang of college women dare meet us in the WUSS.
So fill your lungs and warble it out blurt it to the pie in the sky.
We'll knit for dear old crimson for.....
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We may not live forever on this jolly good old drum,
But while we do we'll live a life of dreariness and glum.
And when our college days are o'er and night is drawing nigh,
With parting breath we'll sing that song:

Chorus:
Who am I, sir, a Utah wo-man am I:
A Utah woman, sir, and have been since 04: Ki! Ki!
We like to snuff: we are fake tuff.
We like to scream and cuss.
No other gang of college men are allowed to meet us in the WUSS.
So fill your lungs and warble it out blurt it to the pie in the sky.
We'll crochet for dear old crimson for.....
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A Utah Man am I!
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I will come up with something original before Saturday.
 
I dont think I could make byu's fight song more embarrassing than it is.

rah rah rah rah rah L-O L-O-L gooooooooo cougaars (all said in femmy voice)
 
UGLI baby said:
I dont think I could make byu's fight song more embarrassing than it is.

rah rah rah rah rah L-O L-O-L gooooooooo cougaars (all said in femmy voice)
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1. Utahrd fans obviously have zero creativity. ( maybe just this Utahrd fan)
2.Maybe you could do it to the mickey mouse club house theme song like the U fight song is.
 
Holy **** holy **** holy ****. Pleeeaaassse be real. I dont wanna wake up from this dream evar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDKkKil2d1o
 
UGLI baby said:
Holy **** holy **** holy ****. Pleeeaaassse be real. I dont wanna wake up from this dream evar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDKkKil2d1o
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I particularly liked the child being held at the end of the classroom full of women. That is the REAL BYU.
 
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With a senior BYU quarterback, the Cougars have won 10 of the last 11 games against Utah. A senior under center has helped BYU put up an average score of 38-19 against the Utes. The Cougars have won the last three over Utah when having a senior signal caller.
 
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