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The day before the big game and this thread is buried on the second page? That just can't happen!

Hopefully I will be adding some picks from the workplace today. I have been told that one of my fellow BYU fans has a surprise up his sleeve.
 
Can't wait to beat down little sister!

Salty, YB, Bronco, can't wait to see your excuses! But that's okay, you guys belong to the "conference of champions" and therefore don't even care about these games with your in state brothers, right?

Little Sister!
 
Dal, you have shamefully propagated me in a bad way. I hope that there is an explosion at the tanning lotion factory.
 
Fine, I hopethe skinny jeans factory gets shut down due to illegal child labor.

I hope sunscreen is banned by the FDA, so your soul-less skin complexion is tormented on a daily basis, a la that one Greek myth where a vulture snags a dudes liver every day (Prometheus I think?)
 
Did I mention that I am terrible at this trash talking thing? I could use some lessons.

As I have said to people I personally know that are Coug fans, you guys are just artificially restrained from. Ring good trash talkers. Can't cuss, can't lie, etc.. Over-generalization? Maybe, but not by much.
 
As I have said to people I personally know that are Coug fans, you guys are just artificially restrained from. Ring good trash talkers. Can't cuss, can't lie, etc.. Over-generalization? Maybe, but not by much.

I think there's some truth there. I finally trash-talked a bit here yesterday, and my conscience must have been acting up because I had weird dreams last night. In one of them I dreamed I had spouted paragraphs of trash-talking today. Then, the Utes won the game, and a Ute fan stuck my paragraph up on the jumbotron or equivalent at Rice-Eccles stadium for all to see. I was at the game (in my dream), and was extremely embarrassed.
 
As I have said to people I personally know that are Coug fans, you guys are just artificially restrained from. Ring good trash talkers. Can't cuss, can't lie, etc.. Over-generalization? Maybe, but not by much.

True, not by much.
 
I finally trash-talked a bit here yesterday, and my conscience must have been acting up because I had weird dreams last night. In one of them I dreamed I had spouted paragraphs of trash-talking today. Then, the Utes won the game, and a Ute fan stuck my paragraph up on the jumbotron or equivalent at Rice-Eccles stadium for all to see. I was at the game (in my dream), and was extremely embarrassed.

:D
 
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