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So, since we are journalizing our daily lives here I will do the same.

I woke up a little later than normal. My phone (which is also my alarm) was on my wife's side of the bed and instead of snoozing it for me she turned it off. I then hurried and cleaned myself up and then went to work. Due to the rain everyone forgot how to drive. My normal commute went from being 40 minutes to a little over an hour.

When I got to work I sent off a bunch of emails and then met with my boss. We had a great talk about the goals for the month of September as well as October. I then gave a tour of the office to a new corporate partner and set up another meeting with her to organize the partnership.

From that point on it was off to sell. I went back to Utah County and talked to as many businesses as I could, convincing them that DirecTV in their business is a smart choice (which it is because 85% of bar and restaurant subscribers believe that DirecTV programming creates a more lively atmosphere). After a day of about 50% rejection and 50% interest it was then time to come home.

When I got home it was time to start making dinner and taking care of the kids so my wife could work. I have now taken a little break to get on here and share with all of my loyal listeners how my day went. I hope all of you have enjoyed the update. Just wait until you hear what happens tomorrow!

Kool day OG. Thanks for sharing.
 
UGLI's day.

11:30--wake up

11:30-2:00 Jazzfanz

2:00-3:00 Pizza Buffet

3:00-4:30 Jazzfanz

4:30-5:00 prank calls

5:00-present Jazzfanz
 
This is getting pathetic guys. If there is anyone that wants this thread to hit 100 it's me, but not like this. Show some class.
 
This is getting pathetic guys. If there is anyone that wants this thread to hit 100 it's me, but not like this. Show some class.

When in the hell has that EVER been a requirement? That is some fine god damn print for ya!
 
This is getting pathetic guys. If there is anyone that wants this thread to hit 100 it's me, but not like this. Show some class.

Hey **** you Eric.

You think when the Egyptians built the pyramids it was all lemonade freezes and cake pops?

No, there is some tough sledding and heavy bum rushing to get the job done.

Rome wasn't built by a ghey.
 
Hey **** you Eric.

You think when the Egyptians built the pyramids it was all lemonade freezes and cake pops?

No, there is some tough sledding and heavy bum rushing to get the job done.

Rome wasn't built by a ghey.

That was some inspiring ****, you got me all fired up now. I might even tell you how my day was when I get done having dinner(drinking)
 
I woke up a little later than normal. My phone (which is also my alarm) was on my wife's side of the bed and instead of snoozing it for me she turned it off. I then hurried and cleaned myself up and then went to work. Due to the rain everyone forgot how to drive. My normal commute went from being 40 minutes to a little over an hour.

Carpool lane you pansie. My hour long--make it two hours in rain--went to fourty minutes today. Gridlock traffic is for bovine fools who belong in a herd.
 
This is getting pathetic guys. If there is anyone that wants this thread to hit 100 it's me, but not like this. Show some class.

Hey **** you Eric.

You think when the Egyptians built the pyramids it was all lemonade freezes and cake pops?

No, there is some tough sledding and heavy bum rushing to get the job done.

Rome wasn't built by a ghey.

Okay. That's enough UGLI.
About those Egyptians that built the pyramids, DEAD .. ALL of them.
About the Romans, DEAD .. ALL of them.

I see through your pathetically poorly veiled death threats toward Chris-L. No matter how you may try to mask it with humor, I'm not putting up with it. Even if I stand alone as a poster that holds Chris in high regard as a damn good poster, I stand with him.

No, **** you UGLI baby.
 
Okay. That's enough UGLI.
About those Egyptians that built the pyramids, DEAD .. ALL of them.
About the Romans, DEAD .. ALL of them.

I see through your pathetically poorly veiled death threats toward Chris-L. No matter how you may try to mask it with humor, I'm not putting up with it. Even if I stand alone as a poster that holds Chris in high regard as a damn good poster, I stand with him.

No, **** you UGLI baby.

This thread has taken a turn for awesome. **** you UGLI!!!!
 
LOL, This is almost like being at a high school party and watching all you friends get drunk and call each other names and want to fight. Then the next morning when you tell them what they said and did they look at you like your crazy.
 
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