Can Jimmer walk on water?
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Fishsticks
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He is......."the Jimmer"
Fishsticks
Banned
Not just green jello, but green jello with marshmallows and pistachios.
Can he walk on water? Yes.
Can he get BYU to the Final 4? No way
Can he get BYU to the Final 4? No way
No, he cannot walk on water......but as I said in another thread-
Superman and Chuck Norris wear Jimmer pajamas.
The Durantula wants The Jimmer on his team.
Paul McCartney wants Jimmer to be in his new band, and they will name it the Jeatles.
The Rock just offered to be The Jimmer's bodyguard.
Angelina Jolie wants to adopt The Jimmer.
Lady Gaga wants to have The Jimmer in her new music video.
A new Aboriginal tribe was just discovered, and they know who The Jimmer is.
The last person to look The Jimmer in the eye is now blind.
NASA wants to talk to Jimmer about using his blood to fuel their rockets because it's twice as powerful as rocket fuel.
If The Jimmer was Harry Potter, Voldemort would have given up.
The Jimmer is the only captain better than Kirk and Picard.
The UN wants The Jimmer to lead them because all countries will bow to The Jimmer.
A 10.0 earthquake was about to happen in Utah, but stopped because it couldn't get near The Jimmer.
Zeus has now stepped down, and has given his lightning bolt to The Jimmer.
Now Aquaman, he can walk on water... you should check out that thread.
Superman and Chuck Norris wear Jimmer pajamas.
The Durantula wants The Jimmer on his team.
Paul McCartney wants Jimmer to be in his new band, and they will name it the Jeatles.
The Rock just offered to be The Jimmer's bodyguard.
Angelina Jolie wants to adopt The Jimmer.
Lady Gaga wants to have The Jimmer in her new music video.
A new Aboriginal tribe was just discovered, and they know who The Jimmer is.
The last person to look The Jimmer in the eye is now blind.
NASA wants to talk to Jimmer about using his blood to fuel their rockets because it's twice as powerful as rocket fuel.
If The Jimmer was Harry Potter, Voldemort would have given up.
The Jimmer is the only captain better than Kirk and Picard.
The UN wants The Jimmer to lead them because all countries will bow to The Jimmer.
A 10.0 earthquake was about to happen in Utah, but stopped because it couldn't get near The Jimmer.
Zeus has now stepped down, and has given his lightning bolt to The Jimmer.
Now Aquaman, he can walk on water... you should check out that thread.
Does Jimmer crack corn?
And do you care?
And do you care?
TheItinerantSon
Well-Known Member
how do you give rep points again?
