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Can we all agree that Ty Corbin is in on the Tank?

Beantown

Beantown

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Its starting to get so damn obvious. Nobody is that stupid. His lineups make no sense, his substitutions make no sense. His play calling makes no sense. Every damn thing he does makes NO sense.


It only makes perfect sense when you add that he is on the tank. Once we accept that everything around the Jazz has clarity and understanding to it.

At this point who knows if Derrick Favors is really even hurt? The Jazz started winning and all the off sudden his back hurts? Look at Derrick Favors quote on not being able to play:

"Nothing too serious," he said. "Just kind of got tight, stiffened up a little bit, that's it."
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Derrick Favors is not that big of a *****. If the Jazz wanted to win he would be playing right now.

You sneaky sons of bitches:

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TANK ON!

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So we've been tanking for the past three years? Well, I'm glad we finally figured that out.
 
I'm not sure you could say his back started hurting all the off sudden.

Because I'm not really sure that is english to begin with.
 
we are absolutely the worst team in the NBA and no need to be trying to be worse, so calm down and relax.
 
God I hope not. It's been too long of the same ****. If he is in on the tank then he'll be back. And I so don't want that at all.
 
Franchise is in last place. Worst start in nearly 40 years. No words of concern or complaint on the part of Corbin or the front office. No discussion of Corbin getting fired.

Corbin and Lowe make the same nebulous comments in interviews whether the team wins or not.

Obviously, he's in on the tank. He's behaving like Mark Jackson did when the Ws were tanking a couple years ago.
 
Beantown said:
C'mon gramps you gotta agree with me on the Favors injury right? That **** is as fake as your plastic hip.
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I am not sure how in on it Corbin is.... I do think that the Favors "injury" has turned out very favorable for the Jazz tank. We beat the Kings with Favors. We have a chance at beating Portland with him as well. It has worked out quite nicely.
 
corbin is a retard.
if you tink he is on the tank. he has been tanking since day 1 he got the job.
and if thats true corbin has been tanking from day one so fails at tanking. maybe this year h will finally succeed at tanking.


CORBIN is mentally slow
 
I had a really bad racist thought today. I don't mean it to be racist but I was thinking of all the head coaches I would like the Jazz to have and none of them are black. :/

But the three coaches that are black that I like are Rivers, Vaughn and Hollins. Its just I really wouldn't choose them as a coach for the Jazz. Also its still early but I think Shaw is doing a pretty good job. Mark Jackson is probably good but I hate him so much.

Help me think of some others so my racists thought can be gone from my head.
 
There's no talk of Corbin on the hot seat because Lindsey loves the fact that we're basically tanking without actually trying to tank... he knows Corbin is a bonafide moron and that his utter intergalactic ineptitude (yeah, that's right, intergalactic. Pretty damn inept, right?) will get him a chance at Wiggins/Parker/Randle. Then once the season ends and Ty's contract is up, Lindsey can thank him for a "job well done", brush him aside and go hire a real coach.
 
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There's no talk of Corbin on the hot seat because Lindsey loves the fact that we're basically tanking without actually trying to tank... he knows Corbin is a bonafide moron and that his utter intergalactic ineptitude (yeah, that's right, intergalactic. Pretty damn inept, right?) will get him a chance at Wiggins/Parker/Randle. Then once the season ends and Ty's contract is up, Lindsey can thank him for a "job well done", brush him aside and go hire a real coach.
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problem is all our other lottery picks are ruined by then.
kanter is regressing before our eyes.

also we would have lost hornaceck
 
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