Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
And for not trading Boozer as an expiring in a season in which a ton of teams were trying to clear space. If the old board were up, I could bump the many threads I had lambasting KOC, Greg (and Jerry) for the salary dumps cited above, and lack of foresight re: AK's contract. After all, who woulda thunk $17M sunk on a marginally-productive player would interfere with future moves - or force the team to just dump other salaries.If people really want to be ticked at the Jazz front office, they should be ticked for giving away Eric Maynor and Ronnie Brewer for very little in return and for not trading AK to improve cap flexibility. Although, I think the Jazz still believe in AK being an important piece of this team.
Another crash is a good idea. Can we crash the NBA's computer and wipe out all the picks and trades form last night. Perhaps give KOC another chance to do something imaginative. Maybe even sneak in a virus that would record an AK for Marion trade two years ago.