CDC Warning Issued For Zombie Apocalypse

[Scat]

This is serious... according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention we need to prepare for an upcoming zombie invasion.

https://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

I don't see where they mention having the messiest weapons possible to dismember said zombies. Chainsaws, shotguns, axes and ninja swords are all highly effective. They also fail to mention that once your loved ones turn... well, kill or be killed. The CDC is not preparing us for this very well. Their advice, run inside and hide. Yeah, that always works in the movies...

 

[roseparkjazzfan]

someone been watching to many Romeros movies?

 

[Scat]

someone been watching to many Romeros movies?

What does kiddie porn have to do with this?

 

[YB85]

Rule #1 - Cardio
Rule #2 - Double Tap
Rule #3 - Beware of bathrooms

 

[Duck Rodgers]

I like how they left out guns.

Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)

Very important. That way your check-in to the FEMA camps will be fast tracked and you can choose your prison bunk first before others get there.

 

[Boondocksaint27]

https://www.cracked.com/article_156...-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Always best to be prepared

 

[LogGrad98]

Did you hear that this blog post crashed the CDC web site? Cool, it must be starting.

 

[Surely]

So are the zombies coming before, after or during the end of the world today?