Cease is here

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Yeah, not sue if this "cease" is bona fide. I am the only legitimate jazz fan in Australia. If he was a legit fan he would get NBA international league pass and watch every game. I have a few questions for him which might allow us to work out if he is a legit aussie:

1. IN the 80s and 90's, what use to be on ch 9 on sat night?
1a. And on this show, what happened when a certain judge didnt like what a performer was doing and wanted them to stop?
2. Which ex prime minister is the biggest larrikan?
3. WHats the biggest issue in politics at the moment here in oz?
4. Who is going to win the afl and why?
4. Who is our most famous cricketer of all time?
5. Explain the rules for LBW?
6. To be a real fair dinkum aussie, which beer should u drink?

For the foreigners out there, feel free to have a go to see if my aussie quiz stands up?

I have a one question quiz for you:

What number comes after 4? (Hint: It's not 4.)

 

[bozmansblues]

I have a one question quiz for you:

What number comes after 4? (Hint: It's not 4.)

As the maths teaching down here is very poor, only a non-aussie would pick that up - the test is working!

ps. duly noted and edited.

 

[Hitman]

Yeah, not sue if this "cease" is bona fide. I am the only legitimate jazz fan in Australia.

*cough*

If he was a legit fan he would get NBA international league pass and watch every game.

Check. You've always had a place to watch, now you've got a place to ROOT.

I have a few questions for him which might allow us to work out if he is a legit aussie:

1. IN the 80s and 90's, what use to be on ch 9 on sat night?

A pink Ostrich, and a head on a stick.

2. And on this show, what happened when a certain judge didnt like what a performer was doing and wanted them to stop?

He'd recommend they hire Max Masterson as their manager.

3. Which ex prime minister is the biggest larrikan?

John Howard. Oops, thought you said biggest lapdog. Sorry.

4. WHats the biggest issue in politics at the moment here in oz?

We have two major political parties and neither is fit to run the country.

5. Who is going to win the afl and why?

Anyone but Collingwood, because that's the natural order of things.

6. Who is our most famous cricketer of all time?

Boooooooonie!

7. Explain the rules for LBW?

When Warnie bowls to Darryl Cullinan, that's LBW.

8. To be a real fair dinkum aussie, which beer should u drink?

Coopers Pale Ale. Unless you're short of doe, then it's Toohey's Extra Dry, which is just a buck:

[video=youtube_share;bNDEyLx7qoo]https://youtu.be/bNDEyLx7qoo

 

[enchilada_style]

You do know that having sexual relations with koalas is illegal in this country?

Which makes the experience that much better.

 

[salo]

Hi all!

So glad to find a Jazz community online. I'm 28, from Australia and have been a Jazz fan all my life.! We don't really get many Jazz games televised down here, maybe a couple each season..

Thanks for having me it's a pleasure!

get yourself league-pass brother. it's worth every cent.

 

[bozmansblues]

*cough* Check. You've always had a place to watch, now you've got a place to ROOT.


1. IN the 80s and 90's, what use to be on ch 9 on sat night?

A pink Ostrich, and a head on a stick.

2. And on this show, what happened when a certain judge didnt like what a performer was doing and wanted them to stop?

He'd recommend they hire Max Masterson as their manager.

3. Which ex prime minister is the biggest larrikan?

John Howard. Oops, thought you said biggest lapdog. Sorry.

4. WHats the biggest issue in politics at the moment here in oz?

We have two major political parties and neither is fit to run the country.

5. Who is going to win the afl and why?

Anyone but Collingwood, because that's the natural order of things.

6. Who is our most famous cricketer of all time?

Boooooooonie!

7. Explain the rules for LBW?

When Warnie bowls to Darryl Cullinan, that's LBW.

8. To be a real fair dinkum aussie, which beer should u drink?

Coopers Pale Ale. Unless you're short of doe, then it's Toohey's Extra Dry, which is just a buck:

For those interested I can confirm mantis is an Aussie. Just waiting for cease's responses.

Good to see there are a couple of other jazz fans down under. Might have to hold the next jazzfanz nite in Australia!

 

[jazzyapma]

I'm waitin' right moment to declare (de)cease(d).

 

[pkmag2]

Yeah, not sue if this "cease" is bona fide. I am the only legitimate jazz fan in Australia.

Think again, chump.

 

[jazzyapma]

According to my experiences with Aussies, especially from Perth, do not try to understand what they are saying, just pretend that you do.

 

[Cease]

Wow, I wasn't expecting that many replies and some are downright hilarious hehe thank you guys
I can tell you Cease is legit, no need to doubt me.

 

[Cease]

Mantis pretty much summed it up. That's correct I'm more into NRL, Bulldogs fan.

Do you guys play fantasy league at all?