fallenchicken
Well-Known Member
First: I am putting this in the nba section because the Jazz section is already filled with dumb anti Deron stuff. I love Deron, I think he is the perfect fit for utah.
https://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/211107/Howard_Deflects_Question_About_Joining_Lakers_In_2012
What if both Deron and Howard (and maybe love) have agreed to sign with the lakers. Deron and Howard met on the set of the Sweet Life of Zack and Cody, a disney show with two twins in the most awkward stage of their life. Deron, Howard, and Love hit it off so well they all decided they would sign with the same team in free agency.
Love: Well what team should we play for?
Howard: How about Utah, Deron?
Deron: Nah. I am sure Andrei will be given another max contract so he can sit on the bench and leave practice early for 3 more years with Raja Smell. They wont be able to afford all 3 of us, and if they did, they would probably trade Kevin for cap space.
How about Orlando?
Howard: **** no. Florida sucks.
Love & Deron together: Florida does suck.
Love: Minnesota is nice.
Howard: Maybe. I can't respect the people of Minnesota while they continue to employ Michele Bachmann.
Deron: Well ****. Miami already has their big 3, New York is determined to screw themselves and sign Crymellow, where does that leave us?
Howard: We have only one option Deron, and I think you know what it is?
Deron: Please say Dallas?
Howard: No. Mark Cuban is a nut. We have to go to L.A.
Deron: Once we do this, we'll never be the same. There is no coming back from this, Howard. We may win championships now, but we'll burn in hell forever.
Howard: Hell will be an improvement on LA. We got to do it Deron. Where else are we guaranteed to win at least every other year? What team is so unfairly loaded that no other team, not even other large markets, can compete? What franchise just signed a 3 billion dollar tv deal? The Lakers will never be a losing team, they are the Yankees. All we got to do is sign the paper.
Deron: I dunno man, what will I tell my children. How will they ever look at me again?
Howard: Your kids are like. . . 5, dude.
Deron: And they really hate the Lakers.
https://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/211107/Howard_Deflects_Question_About_Joining_Lakers_In_2012
What if both Deron and Howard (and maybe love) have agreed to sign with the lakers. Deron and Howard met on the set of the Sweet Life of Zack and Cody, a disney show with two twins in the most awkward stage of their life. Deron, Howard, and Love hit it off so well they all decided they would sign with the same team in free agency.
Love: Well what team should we play for?
Howard: How about Utah, Deron?
Deron: Nah. I am sure Andrei will be given another max contract so he can sit on the bench and leave practice early for 3 more years with Raja Smell. They wont be able to afford all 3 of us, and if they did, they would probably trade Kevin for cap space.
How about Orlando?
Howard: **** no. Florida sucks.
Love & Deron together: Florida does suck.
Love: Minnesota is nice.
Howard: Maybe. I can't respect the people of Minnesota while they continue to employ Michele Bachmann.
Deron: Well ****. Miami already has their big 3, New York is determined to screw themselves and sign Crymellow, where does that leave us?
Howard: We have only one option Deron, and I think you know what it is?
Deron: Please say Dallas?
Howard: No. Mark Cuban is a nut. We have to go to L.A.
Deron: Once we do this, we'll never be the same. There is no coming back from this, Howard. We may win championships now, but we'll burn in hell forever.
Howard: Hell will be an improvement on LA. We got to do it Deron. Where else are we guaranteed to win at least every other year? What team is so unfairly loaded that no other team, not even other large markets, can compete? What franchise just signed a 3 billion dollar tv deal? The Lakers will never be a losing team, they are the Yankees. All we got to do is sign the paper.
Deron: I dunno man, what will I tell my children. How will they ever look at me again?
Howard: Your kids are like. . . 5, dude.
Deron: And they really hate the Lakers.
