Chris Paul Would Hit His Mother on the Basketball Court

[The Fresh Prince]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjZsiTF0zWI

Obviously, he still drinks pee. Ariza's, to be exact.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

CP3 old news these days or something. You guys would go ape*beep* had Williams been here. The guy openly said he would "hit" his mom on Nat'l TV!

Oh. The livelihood.

 

[freakazoid]

Delonte West approves.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

Is his mom hot?

 

[VINYLONE]

Is his mom hot?

Incredibly out of line.

 

[Gameface]

Is his mom hot?

Ask the Fresh Prince, apparently I'm not qualified to judge.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

Ask the Fresh Prince, apparently I'm not qualified to judge.

Is that Tyler Perry or Martin Lawerence?

 

[kwb]

Lebrons mom lets no one hit anything. She's the hitter. Or at least I heard from a valet.

 

[TheItinerantSon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F3tptzEWmM

he would certainly hit julius hodge in the nuts

 

[carolinajazz]

....I think it's obvious, even to the most casual observers....that Jazzfanzs are extremely jealous of the success and high caliber play of Chris Paul in this series against the Fakers!

 

[The Fresh Prince]

....I think it's obvious, even to the most casual observers....that Jazzfanzs are extremely jealous of the success and high caliber play of Chris Paul in this series against the Fakers!

Oh.... I'm jealous!?

I bet the old man won't even come back to reply. Maybe if I tell him I can sneak him free prescriptions of Lipitor or Extenze he'll give me an answer.

And Gameface, nice work.

 

[VINYLONE]

....I think it's obvious, even to the most casual observers....that Jazzfanzs are extremely jealous of the success and high caliber play of Chris Paul in this series against the Fakers!

The Jazz have lost to the lakers....so we've been there and done that.