Dang, Earl can't be there to feed the ball to Evans.
https://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/blogsjazznotes/53567348-62/evans-happy-gordon-jeremy.html.csp
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Congrats to Jeremy Evans, 2012 Slam Dunk Champion!!!
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MattMan
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Does not bode well for Jeremy if it's based on fan votes. He'll have to do something insane if he's going to win over the voters.
Thee Idiotic Minivan K
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Popularity of the othe guys is not anything significant, if he can execute three eye popping dunks he can get the votes.
aybars
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Ok,this is the scene i expect;
First;put a 1000 lbs wild african lion to free throw line(gone hungry for weeks)
second;plant landmines from free throw line, all the way under the rim
third;let Jeremy evans jump over the lion,fly over the landmines and dunk the ball
fourth;let him walk back to half court in slow motion,after he throws the ball over the landmines cousing massive explosion(like Desperado style)
Thee Idiotic Minivan K
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Can't remember who, might've been Ibaka, but someone did it in last years dunk contest.
Duck Rodgers
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Just be the best Jazzman ever in the dunk contest - that's all I ask.
Archie Moses
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR2XFpaoOxo
His third dunk is about 6 inches further than the ft line, guy.
Wasn't Jordan's FT dunk legit? Too lazy to look it up currently.
aybars
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jazzyapma
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Let's go home. Dude did everything jumping from the FT line. IMHO his between the legs dunk was better than the Griffin dunks last year.
Wonder what that could be, but it sounds promising. Matt's pretty creative with this kinda nonsensical stuff. (he did come up with the term "the Human Pogo-Stick")
He is also extremely cheezy. It will probably be Jeremy Evans dipping and eating a french fry in fry sauce mid dunk.
David Benoit
Jamie Watson
Who else?
Did Blue Edwards or Deshawn Stevenson ever do it?
Okay --
Hayward runs off a curl, Evans goes back door, catches the oop through his legs smacks the board and windmills. Kanter pretends to set a pick wearing a WWF costume and tackles the camerman. The dunk is called "gangbang" dunk.
Hayward runs off a curl, Evans goes back door, catches the oop through his legs smacks the board and windmills. Kanter pretends to set a pick wearing a WWF costume and tackles the camerman. The dunk is called "gangbang" dunk.
Hayward holds a monkey who holds a basketball, Hayward throws the monkey, Evans catches the monkey and the ball dunking them both in sequence, one in each hand. Favors catches the monkey.
Monkey dunk.
I can do this all day.....
Monkey dunk.
I can do this all day.....
Evans wears a waiter costume with a serving towel over his arm, holding a saucer with an espresso cup. Favors sits near the hoop at a French-style cafe table reading a newspaper. Hayward throws the oop. Evans finishes the dunk with one hand without spilling the espresso, which he then serves to Favors in a single motion. Favors isn't even looking when he sips the espresso.
Espresso dunk.
Espresso dunk.
You don't say... lol
Evans catches the ball off the bounce, does a two-handed, double-clutch reverse. The ball disappears in the net and turns into a bird that flies away.
Magic dunk.
Magic dunk.