Corporate dynamics can be hilarious.

[bigb]

Missing chromosome?

This is what happens when I try and post while dealing with my two year old at the same time.
Extra chromosome.

 

[Hotdog]

I found out I was missing 10 chromosomes, but then the doctor found two different hidden chuncks of chromosomes made up of 5 a piece.

 

[NAOS]

This is what happens when I try and post while dealing with my two year old at the same time.
Extra chromosome.

How often do you blame your errors on your children? Is it because they're 7th Day Adventists?

 

[bigb]

How often do you blame your errors on your children? Is it because they're 7th Day Adventists?

All the time. Why have kids if not to blame things on them?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Is there a religion like 1st day of the year Adventists?

Cuz I could so commit to something like that. I'm hungover on the 1st anyway... and committed to a whole slew of lifestyle changes for the following year.

I could be a devout 1st day of the year guy.

 

[NAOS]

All the time. Why have kids if not to blame things on them?

That's such a tired cliche. Can't blame those on your kids

 

[bigb]

That's such a tired cliche. Can't blame those on your kids

If you say so. Tell me again, how many kids do you have?

 

[NAOS]

If you say so. Tell me again, how many kids do you have?

Is there a certain number below which I don't have the authority to call that a cliche? I don't understand why you're asking.

Let's just say I'm certain that blaming kids for things is either a cliché statement that is more of a joke, or a weak and terrible thing to do. Maybe it's more common amongst 7th Day Adventists... if so, then I'm sorry for offending you and your culture.

 

[bigb]

Is there a certain number below which I don't have the authority to call that a cliche? I don't understand why you're asking.

Let's just say I'm certain that blaming kids for things is either a cliché statement that is more of a joke, or a weak and terrible thing to do. Maybe it's more common amongst 7th Day Adventists... if so, then I'm sorry for offending you and your culture.

You definitely got the joke part right. The only time I've seriously blamed my kids for anything is when I was shaving and my then 7 year old son ran into me and caused me to cut myself.
During the post in question, I was dealing with my two year old throwing a fit, I lost track of what I was saying and posted without reading it. My fault, not his.

 

[Hekate]

Im guilty of Tall privelage. I am 6 feet tall, and I expect everything to fit me.

6 feet isn't tall.

 

[Scat]

6 feet isn't tall.

It's not untall

 

[Hotdog]

6 feet isn't tall.

No one says 6 feet short when describing height. So it is tall. Example: That man over there is 6 feet tall.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

No one says 6 feet short when describing height. So it is tall. Example: That man over there is 6 feet tall.

Or that little person is 4 feet tall.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Is there a religion like 1st day of the year Adventists?

Cuz I could so commit to something like that. I'm hungover on the 1st anyway... and committed to a whole slew of lifestyle changes for the following year.

I could be a devout 1st day of the year guy.

Isn't that what 7th day Adventists think the Sunday worshippers are? They worship on the original Sabbath, Saturday. We are then naturally 1st day Adventists, of a sort.

 

[Boris]

huh?

Are you not the one in the Adventist industry? I always thought 7th day adventists was a bad joke sense we all know you all only work 4 days a week.