Could Gay be an option?

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

Getting gay is always an option. I'm just not sure I'd want to pay for it let alone at that cost for that long.

What's the problem? Paying for it in the end has never been a problem for you before.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

What's the problem? Paying for it in the end has never been a problem for you before.

I've never paid for it. Never.

 

[jazzrule]

So you're a medium-level homophobe??

So who died and made you the medium-level homphobe king? Hey, this is getting fun.