Countdown to LOLLAPALBOOZA!!!!!!!!!!

[Jazz Spazz]

Dude I'm calling PETA, not cool kicking your dog. An acceptable substitute is Viny similar size and hair quantity but at least Viny doesn't shed.

That is messed up man. Even hairless dog substitutes have feelings, you can't just say crap like that.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

 

[LogGrad98]

Five days left, the number that Boozer has worn most of his career:

Take that Gasol, you little bitch.

Pretty sure it is his career block total too.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Pretty sure it is his career block total too.

And minimum number of weeks he will miss for each injury.
I think it's in his contract now.

 

[LogGrad98]

And minimum number of weeks he will miss for each injury.
I think it's in his contract now.

Or the average number out of every 8 seasons he will actually play in a game.

 

[Sloanfeld]

Four days left:

"I'm going to destroy Millsap."

 

[LogGrad98]

Threads like these are why the Boozer hate is not getting old.

 

[franklin]

Dude I'm calling PETA, not cool kicking your dog. An acceptable substitute is Viny similar size and hair quantity but at least Viny doesn't shed.

Yeah, but you'd have to deal with all the non-stop yapping.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

LOL at Boozer's Escalade:

 

[Sloanfeld]

Three days left, the number of children Boozer has (I know, that's really lame, but I got nothing else):

Boozer can't believe that Jazz fans hate him so much.

Dive for that ****, Carlos!

 

[vslice02]

If Boozer was on the floor when JR Smith hammered Raja, no way he would've went after JR.
On the plus side, he would've yelled: "THAT'S INTENTIONAL LIKE A MOTHER $@%ER!"

But what the heck, I like Boozer so here ya go Sloanfield:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_boAHd7mfE&feature=related
A Boozer lefty jam, a Booner-'that's a morgan jewler!' moment and a Kosta Koufos chest-bump. Good times, good times.

 

[LogGrad98]

That Kosta chest bump is high praise. Even LeBron never got that.

 

[Sloanfeld]

If Boozer was on the floor when JR Smith hammered Raja, no way he would've went after JR.
On the plus side, he would've yelled: "THAT'S INTENTIONAL LIKE A MOTHER $@%ER!"

But what the heck, I like Boozer so here ya go Sloanfield:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_boAHd7mfE&feature=related
A Boozer lefty jam, a Booner-'that's a morgan jewler!' moment and a Kosta Koufos chest-bump. Good times, good times.

I posted that in the game thread and it didn't go over so well with the haters.

 

[David Stern]

Am I the only one here who actually will cheer for Booze?

 

[Sloanfeld]

Am I the only one here who actually will cheer for Booze?

You're talking about during introductions right?

 

[Sloanfeld]

Meant to post this before, the best super bowl commercial ever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfU9bZDdaRI

 

[TNT]

Pretty entertaining thread. Kudos.

 

[prodigy]

I was trying to find it online but haven't yet, but when AJ was in Minni I seem to remember him having some pretty good games against Booz but I could be wrong and it could've come against Memo or Millsap (since Booz could've been hurt).

Well I made this video and Memo is guarding him majority of the time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeGYksS5bcY

I can't wait for this game, I would go if i didn't have to work that night.

 

[Sloanfeld]

Two days left, hopefully Boozer doesn't do this to Millsap!

 

[memo is money]

Two days left, hopefully Boozer doesn't do this to Millsap!

LOL. Who cares if he gets 20 uncontested rebs, another wothless double-double. Boozer is a stat guy, I know it, the whole Jazz nation get to know it during his tenure. 42 points for Alridge and he had no difficulty or did not need any extra effort to do so. 4 guys trying to do something, rotating etc but a knucklehead is resting his butts. I could not finish the game, grew tired of counting pts. I watched their last 3-4 games and cannot believe that Bulls are still a great defensive team with him at 4 and ancient Thomas at 5. Props to Thibbs. I will be upset if Paul and Al could not score in 20s.