True or not, the Kool Aid is coming around. Whether he proves it to be so, or whether our collective despair fosters group delusion, you know this becomes our last hope.
When the Cubs’ season was in jeopardy, a kid with a broken arm came in to save the day.
When a team built to suck needed to win to stay in Cleveland, a group of misfits pulled together a season that earned them a sequel.
When the Fonz’s failing football team needed a can of whoop ***, they got the water boy.
When golf needed a new hero, a former groundskeeper became a Master’s champion.
When people said you needed ice for winter games, a few Jamaicans and John Candy went out and flipped the script.
When Wilford Brimley asked the owner for help, he got an aged Robert Redford.
When the world was going to be destroyed by a gigantic asteroid, a team of oil drillers and Steve Buscemi saved the planet.
When aliens were invading planet earth, a drunken Randy Quaid saves humanity.
And when the Jazz don’t appear to have any perimeter defense in a perimeter offense world, well... Dennis Lindsey’s seen enough ****ing movies to know how to build a winner.
So drinks in the air and pour a sip on the concrete for Dutch, because ****’s about to get real.
When the Cubs’ season was in jeopardy, a kid with a broken arm came in to save the day.
When a team built to suck needed to win to stay in Cleveland, a group of misfits pulled together a season that earned them a sequel.
When the Fonz’s failing football team needed a can of whoop ***, they got the water boy.
When golf needed a new hero, a former groundskeeper became a Master’s champion.
When people said you needed ice for winter games, a few Jamaicans and John Candy went out and flipped the script.
When Wilford Brimley asked the owner for help, he got an aged Robert Redford.
When the world was going to be destroyed by a gigantic asteroid, a team of oil drillers and Steve Buscemi saved the planet.
When aliens were invading planet earth, a drunken Randy Quaid saves humanity.
And when the Jazz don’t appear to have any perimeter defense in a perimeter offense world, well... Dennis Lindsey’s seen enough ****ing movies to know how to build a winner.
So drinks in the air and pour a sip on the concrete for Dutch, because ****’s about to get real.
