Craig and trout wil go on a DATE

[Stoked]

After reading both Trouts and Craigs posts on here I recommend chastity belts for everyone going.

 

[Scat]

Tucanos
162 South 400 West
Salt Lake City, UT 84101

1:30 is actually perfect for me.
If anyone else wants to show up, feel free, but I'm not buying for everyone.
But hey, the lunch deal is pretty good.

That's a good call, actually -- who else wants to come so Craigy doesn't kick my ***?

I'd go but as this is a romantic date I'd feel like a third wheel.

 

[YB85]

I'd go but as this is a romantic date I'd feel like a third wheel.

They need someone to run the camera.

 

[craig2112]

I am gonna be there. If you don't show, I'll still enjoy the food.


oh and I'll even pay for your parking.

 

[TroutBum]

Oh, I'll be there. 1 of the clock. I'll be the ruggedly handsome guy with the mustache.

 

[Gameface]

Pro-Tip: Get validation and parking is free!

 

[Scat]

Pro-Tip: Get validation and parking is free!

Who's looking for whom's validation?

 

[Fishsticks]

So are we encouraging Trout to get him sodomized? What is the point of this date?

 

[larryselbows]

I think it's more likely that later this evening Craig will be admiring himself in front of a mirror while wearing a suit made out of Trout's skin.

 

[PearlWatson]

This mandate is unconstitutional.

 

[Fishsticks]

Hey now.

 

[Fishsticks]

Why cant i post larger images anymore? Help a moran out!

 

[TroutBum]

Craigy, I need your phone number essay -- text me or something: 801-641-7641

 

[larryselbows]

With all due respect to the Trout-man, I have to ask, who else here gets the feeling that even with all the trash-talk and ego smashing conversations between these two that this lunch is probably just going to end up being the most awkward exchange between two lovable stiffs with more in common than they may think.

I'm betting 4 to 1 that Craig shows up in thigh high cutoff shorts and a pair of cowboy boots though.

 

[Gameface]

I so hope this actually went down.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Why cant i post larger images anymore? Help a moran out!

HTML it manually. Don't use the... app... thingy provided. [] instead of <>

<img>https://www.bigjohnson.com/images/decapitatedrichardnixon.jpg</img>

 

[Deleted member 848]

My money is on the two of them actually getting along well.



When they both recollect their date, craig will probably talk about how awesome Trout is, and Trout will lie and say how much he "hated" Craig.

 

[TroutBum]

Well, the food was delicious. I took some photos and will let you decide how I should feel about Craigy Pooh:

 

[craig2112]

I asked for it, or rather, I gave him permission to do that. Well, he was clever.

It went exactly the way I expected it. I have said many times that if Trout and I met, we would get along fine.
Trout is a cool chill dude. No real surprise there. Bit of a low talker...
But the jerk didn't let me pay!

I actually was kinda hoping that Trout would post on here what a fraud I am, or something like that....would have been more fun

 

[TroutBum]

P.S. Craig is a fraud.