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craziest place You've hooked up?

Empty English classroom in the humanities building 3 months ago. Hooked up with a girl in a tent on the roof of this chics house a couple of hours ago as well, nothing too impressive though.




EDIT: Near the very top of one of these pyramids at nighttime last Canada Day

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i once ****ed a chica in an RV, where two of my other bros were there watching Mortal Kombat. **** ALL YOU ***** my story is teh best.
 
A friend growing up wanted to bang in teh turny KFC bucket sign thing. Never could top that.


I was having good conversation with this girl in the back of my Camaro up Squaw Peak. Some kids pulled in behind us with lights off, snuck up and banged on the windows. I fell out the back seat of the two door with my pants around my ankles, no socks or shoes in 6" of snow and chased those little ****ers back to their car. They jumped in about 6 feet in front of me and I punched the window while foot sliding past the passenger window. It broke and so did my hand, and so did my *** when they spun out trying to get away from me.

Worst blue ball story ever.
 
franklin said:
A friend growing up wanted to bang in teh turny KFC bucket sign thing. Never could top that.


I was having good conversation with this girl in the back of my Camaro up Squaw Peak. Some kids pulled in behind us with lights off, snuck up and banged on the windows. I fell out the back seat of the two door with my pants around my ankles, no socks or shoes in 6" of snow and chased those little ****ers back to their car. They jumped in about 6 feet in front of me and I punched the window while foot sliding past the passenger window. It broke and so did my hand, and so did my *** when they spun out trying to get away from me.

Worst blue ball story ever.
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Damn bro, they didn't spin out over your johnson I hope?
 
the edges of Lima, Peru stretch out to an approximately 30-foot cliff that falls to the Pacific Ocean. There are lots of parks along this boundary in the nicer parts of town. I went to one of these parks with a fine lady just after dusk, and she told me she wanted me to *** into the sea. So, she went down on me and then, at THAT time, I stood up and let it fall. Awesomeness.
 
@Wes: I've done that many times. The sea, and the strange anticipation that went with the whole thing, was pretty ****ing amazing.
 
NAOS said:
the edges of Lima, Peru stretch out to an approximately 30-foot cliff that falls to the Pacific Ocean. There are lots of parks along this boundary in the nicer parts of town. I went to one of these parks with a fine lady just after dusk, and she told me she wanted me to *** into the sea. So, she went down on me and then, at THAT time, I stood up and let it fall. Awesomeness.
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I've been to Lima twice and the women there were unfortunate looking (putting it nicely.) Great score, dude.
 
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