What's new

Dear Andris, YOU SUCK!

franklin

Well-Known Member
You had a grand total of 24 points and 153 rebounds last season in 495 minutes? Is this typo or did you just put up the worst NBA season of all time? My bad, your previous year might have been even worse. 79 points, 176 rebounds in 739 minutes, and you shot .111 from the free throw line. Why even bother shooting it at all? And how do you rack up damn near as many fouls as rebounds? Are you trying to suck? Don't answer..

Okay, okay, I just need to give you a chance. So I checked Basketball-reference.com to see if anyone has ever sucked as bad as you. >400 minutes, =<24pts, & =<153 rebounds. NOPE. Not a single NBA player has sucked like you suck.



Please O'Connor, please please please give him a buyout and send his flab *** back home. He doesn't deserve to wear a Jazz jersey, and I'll boo every second he's on the floor.

Beeds, take your last $9,000,000 and cram it up your kiester and watch basketball from a lazy boy in Latvia. You'll be more useful there.

Bitch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXVp6aatWp0
 
So what tune will you sing Corbin when he gets penciled in to start?
 
He won't start and we'll carry his full salary all season in order to be at the salary floor and have an expiring to explore trade opportunities at the deadline.
 
Nice thread c4
 
How can someone be that bad at free throws and spend that many hours and hours a year shooting a basketball at a hoop? Zero touch.

We should start calling him Andris "Hands of Stone" Biedrins.
 
So what tune will you sing Corbin when he gets penciled in to start?

You mean if every other Jazz player dies in a car crash and Matt Harpring refuses a 10-day?

He won't start and we'll carry his full salary all season in order to be at the salary floor and have an expiring to explore trade opportunities at the deadline.

What overpriced, long term contract do you want back for the Latvian Corpse?
 
Andris Beidrins is one of the worst draft picks of the last bunch of years, Al Jefferson was clearly way better,

but the jazz outdid that taking Rafael Araujo a pick before Andre Iguodala

id contend Beidrins is one of the least skilled players thats ever snuck into the lottery, along with Robert Swift and Rafeal Araujo

not only was he one of the worst draft picks, then they compounded the error signing him on potential, now though he has plenty of value as a placeholder for salary cap

one of the worst freethrow shooters ever, i hope he doesnt play
 
Andris Beidrins is one of the worst draft picks of the last bunch of years, Al Jefferson was clearly way better,

but the jazz outdid that taking Rafael Araujo a pick before Andre Iguodala

id contend Beidrins is one of the least skilled players thats ever snuck into the lottery, along with Robert Swift and Rafeal Araujo

not only was he one of the worst draft picks, then they compounded the error signing him on potential, now though he has plenty of value as a placeholder for salary cap

one of the worst freethrow shooters ever, i hope he doesnt play

Jazz didn't take Araujo? Toronto did nit-wit.
 
He won't start and we'll carry his full salary all season in order to be at the salary floor and have an expiring to explore trade opportunities at the deadline.

So, in other words, we need to keep him because of cap rules or find other ways, like signing other players or paying the roster, to meet the salary floor?
 
Back
Top