Game Thread Dec 08, 2023 08:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Clippers

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

We can't make a trade. All our players are crappy. No one will want them.

We may need to take back a bad contract.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

So is Fontecchio our best offensive player right now? Serious question.

Edit: As he misses two FTs.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I just don't know how you put a value on the emotional distress we're being subject to. Gotta be six digits per jazzfanz members at a minimum.

We will own part of the Draper Bitkoinzz Arena.

 

[r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t]

Looks like all the crowd just left at halftime

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

We should be down 15

prophetic

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

I'm just going to say it--James Harden's beard sucks. Always has. He just does that because his face would look like Snoop Dogg without it.

 

[Fosto]

I'm just going to say it--James Harden's beard sucks. Always has. He just does that because his face would look like Snoop Dogg without it.

No way. It's iconic.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Imagine how boring this would be if they were playing in Draper.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

We just taking turns doing stupid **** now lol.

 

[Fosto]

Yeah, nah, I'll go read before bed.

 

[Elizah Huge]

Kessler needs to stop being so soft and needs to go up strong.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Holy **** Kessler

 

[MT Steve]

I need a new hobby

 

[Mikle12]

we are most ugliest team to watch in the nba

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Holy ****ing **** Kessler is the softest center alive

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Walker don't belong in the same paragraph as Gobert offensively

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

You can normally count on Keyonte to make 1 of his free-throws when he's at the line.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

This is the same offense every team runs in pickup at the local 24 hour fitness. Basically someone brings it up the court and then that person shoots a highly contested awkward shot.

 

[Isaiah 1:13]

Key having a much better game tonight, TG.

Why is Kessler playing beaucoup minutes and Yurt riding the pine? Recent complaints leveled against Hardy are warranted imo.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Jazz took some melatonin at halftime and the ball boys replaced the Gatorade with Chamomile.