The clown car one is one of my favorites too. I heard a comedian use that one on the radio and had to pull over so I didn't shoot coke out of my nose all over the windshield. The bad thing was I could never look at my neighbors wife the same way again, considering they had 12 kids, at least 3 pairs of them born in the same year (1992, 2 kids born, 1994, 2 kids born, etc.) and none of them were twins.
And that truly is how the Twilight movies should end. I would seriously pay double to see that one.