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Deron has diharea.

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Sent home from practice due to "gastric distress". Probable for Thursday's preseason opener, according to inside sources.
 
YB85 said:
Having just read an article in the new ESPN magazine about athletes ******** themselves, this is humorously timely.

https://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5651802
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LOL

One Carolina Panthers player remains the butt of jokes after his own unfortunate incident in 2007, when he lost control of his bowels after taking a vicious hit to the gut, while wearing the home-white pants, no less. To this day, teammates and opponents make farting noises when the receiver catches a pass, so it's no surprise that he hasn't publicly addressed his embarrassing fumble.
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"He **** himself!"

I remember during one football game our CB taking a helmet in the chest from the other team's RB. Dude got up and had the biggest wad of snot from ear to ear I had ever seen. He got hit so hard it litteraly knocked the snot out him. It was even dangling from his face mask. He tried wiping it off with his hands but there was just too much and he was making a bigger mess. He finally took off his helmet and wiped his face along the grass until it was managable and then got the rest with the bottom of his jersey. Coach was looking at us like, "What the hell?" This was all between plays. In our defensive huddle we would all hold hands while the scheme was being called out. Nobody would hold Randy's hand after that. His nickname for the rest of the year was "Snotinator"

Too bad we don't still have the "Larry's Elbows" thread. We could print it off and send it to Deron for informational puposes.
 
I know it is just a rumor, but there has been some talk of marital strife around the Williams' house and I hear that he doesn't actually have diarrhea, but that he punched himself in the butt out of anger and Jazz management are keeping this all hush-hush. If this blows up, look out season!
 
Doc Cherno said:
I know it is just a rumor, but there has been some talk of marital strife around the Williams' house and I hear that he doesn't actually have diarrhea, but that he punched himself in the butt out of anger and Jazz management are keeping this all hush-hush. If this blows up, look out season!
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wait what?
 
If this happened to Boozer he'd be out for months with a muscle strain resulting from "complications."
 
Seriously, though, this might help clear out some of the logjam at point and give us a rare chance to see the flow with Deron sitting down for a while. It is hard to know what we've got behind Deron since he spends so much time blasting away -- though he's a great distributor, no doubt, he does like to shoot from the outside a little too much, which can create a mess for everyone else to try to scramble and clean up. This early, I consider his diarrhea a gift to everyone around him.
 
Pity this isn't mid season so we could see the nutjobs squawking about how much better the team runs with Earl Watson at the point over Deron Williams. Just like they were last year with Eric Maynor.
 
Slappfisk said:
Pity this isn't mid season so we could see the nutjobs squawking about how much better the team runs with Earl Watson at the point over Deron Williams. Just like they were last year with Eric Maynor.
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You do know my posting about "log-jams" was meant in jest...
 
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