Sepanol is such a funny guy.
Let's break down how much players cost and what they really mean to their team. ...
1. Kobe Bryant LA Lakers $25,244,000 Great player but not worth it.
2. Rashard Lewis Washington $22,152,000 OMFG.
3. Tim Duncan San Antonio $21,300,000 Not worth it.
4. Kevin Garnett Boston $21,200,000 Not worth it.
5. Gilbert Arenas Orlando $19,269,308 Holy ****
6. Dirk Nowitzki Dallas $19,092,873 Great player.
7. Pau Gasol LA Lakers $18,714,150 Love this guy. Pay him.
8. Carmelo Anthony New York $18,520,000 Get real. No defense = no championship.
9. Amare Stoudemire New York $18,217,705 See above. Years of no defense. If only he would...
10. Joe Johnson Atlanta $18,038,573 GMAFB. JJ is a good player but he isn't MJ.
11. Dwight Howard Orlando $17,885,400 Pay the man.
12. Elton Brand Philadelphia $17,059,726 Absolutely overpaid.
13. Deron Williams New Jersey $16,359,805 Franchise player.
14. Chris Paul New Orleans $16,359,805 Franchise player.
15. LeBron James Miami $16,022,500 Biggest bust in NBA history. F'n loser.
16. Chris Bosh Miami $16,022,500 Even worse than LBJ. (yes I know that is a contradiction.)
17. Dwyane Wade Miami $15,512,000 Love him.
18. Paul Pierce Boston $15,333,334 Knows he will not win again. Way overpaid.
19. Andrew Bynum LA Lakers $15,157,667 Is good, but what about his knees?
20. Antawn Jamison Cleveland $15,076,715 Insanely overpaid.
21.Rudy Gay Memphis $15,032,144 Has yet to show it.
22.Brandon Roy Portland $14,940,153 Done.
23. Chauncey Billups New York $14,200,000 Career over.
24. Al Jefferson Utah $14,000,000 Show me.
25. Baron Davis Cleveland $13,950,000 Pay me and maybe I'll play
26. Kevin Durant Oklahoma City $13,604,000 Great player.
Read more:
https://hoopshype.com/salaries.htm#ixzz1dCRWpPbS
Pretty please, Sep. do this list over again so I can see who you like.
Edit: or anyone else. thanks!