Yes, definitely two lol's up for me with those posts.
I know I'll get ripped for this, but I believe (without a shadow of a doubt) Utah has a better chance of keeping Jabari as a lifer than they do Wiggins. Wiggins may be the better talent, but Parker might be the better long-term fit. Wiggins = Deron. He'd stay on a MAX contract until he could become an UFA. Dude is getting a MONSTER contract from Adidas or Nike (close to $200M). Those companies want Wiggins in a MAJOR market. Whatever Wiggins would have to sacrifice initially by bolting would be more than made up by in endorsements.
It would be very interesting, indeed, if the Jazz had their choice between the two. If I were DL in that case I'd take a decent asset from the #2 team to trade down, let them draft Wiggins and then take Parker.