Does Gerald Wallace Want to Play for the Jazz?

[unluckyseventeen]

Are you sure Gerald Wallace and One Brow aren't the same person?

 

[NUMBERICA]

Are you sure Gerald Wallace and One Brow aren't the same person?

I think we have a winner.

 

[Stifle Tower]

I thought you left?

I saw Kevin Love shaking salt on his fries the other day -- does this mean he wants to live in Salt Lake City?!

Were the fries plain or was he using fry sauce? If he likes his sauce, we can hook him up with a lifetime supply from Arctic Circle.

 

[Stifle Tower]

I notice it too, but it's probably a question better posed to a Bobcats' forum considering the average Jazz fan probably isn't watching Bobcats games outside of maybe a look in every once in awhile. Gerald seems like a Jerry Sloan guy.

Except he wears a headband. Headband = hopper in Jerry's view. If you wanna hang with Sloan, you best be wearin' a John Deere cap. Otherwise you're just jackpotting around.

 

[GVC]

Plenty of other explanations, even if he only shakes Jerry's hand. Most obvious one:

Jerry Sloan = Original Gangster

 

[carolinajazz]

How many people noticed that just before the tip-off, Gerald Wallace went over and shook Jerry's hand?

Does he do that to all opposing coaches? Or maybe he wants to play for the Jazz.

...not until he gets a haircut and takes a bath....and scrubs until it bleeds!

 

[DarkMount]

Didn't Sloan just become #3 on the all-time coaching wins list? Maybe he was congratulating him for that?

 

[Archie Moses]

I heard Sloan gave the ball boy a high five today. Don't tell me this means he wants him to play for us!

 

[Deleted member 95]

write4u scares me.

 

[DutchJazzer]

I thought you left?

I saw Kevin Love shaking salt on his fries the other day -- does this mean he wants to live in Salt Lake City?!

it wasn't salt it was sugar

 

[balli]

I noticed that he went over to shake Sloan's hand, but I didn't read too much into it. And... this:

The funny thing about the handshake is that Sloan forgot Wallace's name in both the pre and post game media interview.

 

[dcfaithful]

Does it matter?

Also, a lot of people might want to go and shake a living-legend's hand. Did Rasheed Wallace want to be on the Jazz because he went out of his way to greet Sloan before games? It's all about respect.

That, and it doesn't matter if Wallace wants to or not.

I think this. It it probably out of respect. Anybody who knows, and appreciates the game of basketball can certainly respect Sloan for his achievements. It doesn't matter if he's titleless...he's got chops, and we all know it.

 

[Revolution 9]

I thought you left?

I saw Kevin Love shaking salt on his fries the other day -- does this mean he wants to live in Salt Lake City?!

Yes it does! He died his skin white in college too in hopes of being drafted by Utah. Go get him KOC!

 

[LogGrad98]

Yes. Yes he does.

/thread

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Did Sloan and Wallace spit in their hands before they shook?
If not it means nothing.
If they did, I want to see the video.
It could be the secret handshake of the farm club they are both part of.
This is not basketball related, it has everything to do with farming, and the offseason.