For anyone interested, I am a reverse coyote, taking people into Mexico without a passport, using the same routes they use to smuggle people into America.
Let's face it, getting a passport is a pain in the ***, especially for criminal types.
Therefore, for a very large but fair fee, I will help you bypass the passport requirements.
Also, I give the Cappy 98% chance that no robbing or rape will be included in our service, and we are the only reverse coyote outfit to give that almost guarantee.